jonstenning.bsky.social
@jonstenning.bsky.social
I wore a Celtics Starter jacket and Celtics Jordan 1s to work today, and someone said “I didn’t know you were a Celtics fan…” and I was low-key offended.
April 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Unwritten rules are dumb. You want me to follow a rule? Write it down!
April 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
It is the rich versus everyone else. Anything else is a distraction.
March 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I wish more people would call mw the “Space Cowboy.”
March 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The future doesn’t exist.
March 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don’t want to have kids of my own, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like kids, it just means I like the lack of responsibilities.
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It is my brother’s birthday and we’re going out to eat to celebrate with my mom tonight, and I’m terrified she is going to bring a cake to the restaurant.
March 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Crop Tops Porzingis over here.
February 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Tadej Pogacar? More like “Tadej! Can’t catch ya!”
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Gotta love when it’s actually 40 degrees in February but it’s also raining.
February 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I love the experience of using Pages in the Apple ecosystem and I don’t hear enough folks talk about it. The app on my phone and the one on my computer work seamlessly together and feel like one app.
February 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Somehow, at 36, I’ve never dove into a body of water.
February 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So many white peoples “writing” online listicles about the Kendrick performance. Just shut the fuck up for like a minute.
February 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My wife is going out with some friends this evening and the Celtics are on at 5:30 PM. Great night for me and the boys!*

*the boys represent me, my dog, and all the popcorn crumbs that will inevitably miss my mouth and wind up between the couch cushions.
January 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Putting a bunch of sponsor logos on your cycling club jersey makes you look greedy AND desperate.
January 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m procrastinating by watching pro cycling…welcome to the 2025 world tour!
January 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wake up on a Saturday and it’s snowing, what do you watch? I immediately put on The Thing, one of my favorite movies.
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
@nbcsboston.bsky.social why does Eddie House always sound like he is calling in from a cave?
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 AM
When do we start yelling?
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 PM
They say drowning is a peaceful way to go, so if it ever happens to me, I'm going to bring the lifeguard down with me. You're welcome, buddy.
November 18, 2024 at 11:54 AM