Jon Sagara
@jonsagara.com
Professional nerd (C#/F#). Swift newb. Pretend woodworker.
You may remember me from such Internet sensations as @us-parks.parksalerts.com and @us-monuments.parksalerts.com
You may remember me from such Internet sensations as @us-parks.parksalerts.com and @us-monuments.parksalerts.com
Woof. It’s a good night to be recovering a crashed VM. 😐
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Woof. It’s a good night to be recovering a crashed VM. 😐
Happy November 8th, I guess? 🤷🏻♂️
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Happy November 8th, I guess? 🤷🏻♂️
I ate something besides Halloween candy for the first time in 24 hours, so basically my life choices are on point right now
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I ate something besides Halloween candy for the first time in 24 hours, so basically my life choices are on point right now
Halloween 2025 exit polls: the youth vote says that Starburst is just as undesirable as Twizzlers 😐
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Halloween 2025 exit polls: the youth vote says that Starburst is just as undesirable as Twizzlers 😐
Prioritize mental health
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Prioritize mental health
When you try to "get support" in Azure Portal:
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
When you try to "get support" in Azure Portal:
I found this under my sink and figured I should use it up before reordering my shaving gel. I have been using it for months and I swear it’s just as full now as the day I found it. If you’re looking for an infinite supply of shaving cream, get yourself a can of Barbasol 😂
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I found this under my sink and figured I should use it up before reordering my shaving gel. I have been using it for months and I swear it’s just as full now as the day I found it. If you’re looking for an infinite supply of shaving cream, get yourself a can of Barbasol 😂
Maybe I should clean my keyboard more than once every 5 years 🤢😂
October 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Maybe I should clean my keyboard more than once every 5 years 🤢😂
This is truly excellent. Nice work 😎
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is truly excellent. Nice work 😎
Game changer. No more flipping the bottle over a million times
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Game changer. No more flipping the bottle over a million times
In which ChatGPT talks me off the ledge 😆
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
In which ChatGPT talks me off the ledge 😆
Why did the Bears sign Moody?
September 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why did the Bears sign Moody?
Something tells me this isn’t happening today 😂
September 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Something tells me this isn’t happening today 😂
Okay, Apple Notes 👀 Not sure how much I’ll use this, but it’s good to know it’s possible
September 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Okay, Apple Notes 👀 Not sure how much I’ll use this, but it’s good to know it’s possible
I feel this in my bones 😆
September 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I feel this in my bones 😆
This is new, additional detail. I still don’t think it actually accomplishes anything, but it’s at least slightly more informative 🤷🏻♂️
September 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is new, additional detail. I still don’t think it actually accomplishes anything, but it’s at least slightly more informative 🤷🏻♂️