Cat and her hoomin
jonquilla.bsky.social
Cat and her hoomin
@jonquilla.bsky.social
Cat is a colourpoint moggy. Hoomin is a historian, occasional botanist and a depressed weirdo whose main job is to spoil Cat.
October 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm in the hospital because my dear father assaulted me yesterday. Nothing serious, just grabbed me by the neck and such, but I want a paper trail, just in case.

I also want a boring life.
May 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
At the meeting of our science collective, I explained the couchfucker thing to several people, recommended Claudia Sheinbaum's insta as a nice resource to learn Spanish, and got a handful of new fans for Wab Kinew and Mark Carney's cat.
April 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I did it.

Yesterday, I had another less than pretty interaction withy mother. No, I wasn't playing nice and fair either. But when she told me how lazy, useless, selfish, ingrate... I am and that if I don't like it there, I can just fuck off, I did it.

I packed some shit and left!
April 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A few years ago, I was making fun of zoologists because they were willing to eat anything or at least stick it's mortal remains in an anthill to get it bleached.
The more botany I do... I just dug a few yuccas, looked at the roots, said You look like tasty starch and now I need to check for recipes.
March 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Like it's 2020!
Baby Aurora was the sweetest thing. Also, clingy and vicious.
March 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Like it's 2021! Zoe and Alvar are chilling on the cat condo and I'm checking whether picture upload works at least from the computer. Because kitties.
February 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The best way to follow the U. S. news are the socials. However they bring less palatable individuals to my feed. There are not many hills I will die on but I'll be fighting for gays, Mexicans, native anyone, anywhere, science and democracy, and against Nazis. The algorithms bring me /1
February 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Depression acting up and the world news don't help.
February 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Sigh. Pictures still not worky. Okay, there will be rants.
January 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Darn. Reinstalled the app but it still crashes when I try to upload a pic.
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Blue Sky not worky on hoominz phone but she will get it working soon.
January 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Blue sky not wanna upload pics so I only tellz you.
I iz giving hoomin lots of hedbuttz because she haz the sads. Small grandhoomin has OPINIONS and is annoying and big grandhoomin has pnu... neumn... big coughs, has lotsa pills (ewww) and needs to see hoominz vet every day (more ewww).
- Cat
December 28, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Is something wrong with the app or is it only me?
December 28, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Like it's 2020!
Alvar (cream)🌈, Zoe (blue) and (Agata)🌈 occupying my bed. Agata was always extremely aloof and socially inept which is why she was rehomes from my friend's house too full of cats. She became besties with Zoe who is a bit of loner too and I later had to get Alvar a kitten.
December 17, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Our cuddle time
December 15, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Throwback to summer when Cat was doing her daily #hedgewatch
December 9, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I iz helping hoomin with laundry and cleaning by distracting her with my fluffy belly 😁
December 5, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Like it's 2020!
Zoe and Agata became besties and Alvar needed someone to play with so I got him a kitten. He loved Aurora from around day 3. I miss them.
November 30, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I iz ready for winter. Veeeery flooofly.
November 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
My creamy boy. I miss him so much.
November 23, 2024 at 12:59 PM
On this day in 2021, with the old gang. Cream British Shorthair is Alvar, Russian Blue is Zoe and the colourpoint moggy is baby Aurora. I miss them.
November 22, 2024 at 3:15 PM
It's raining and Cat is eepy.
November 19, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I never throw away yarn. And I always keep even scraps. Then I can mend a sweater I knitted ten years ago.
November 18, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Hanging with my current cat, Cat. She's a cuddle fiend and has magnificent whiskers. Yes, the pic is shitty but it's dark o'clock and the light is crappy.
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 PM