Retail investors in shock that the Return to Office has not ushered in the second coming of the roaring twenties. They probably forgot to check the data on Americans whom live pay check to pay check.

The ole fork in the road.

Hmmm, maybe? I think Tina’s reads like what I believe to be conversations that the orange one has with himself. Yours is nice but lacks the wit that the initial post has☺️

Admit it, the exclamation marks are on point.