Personally, I always dump my work into AI with the prompt “Remove all opinion and perspective from this review” before posting. Better safe than sorry. Wouldn’t want to offend any readers with my genuine thoughts!

It was absolutely worth trying. Just... be really careful with the brine.

The last time I was in one, it was to review it for a website. I accidentally some brine in my eye. It was not a relaxing experience after that. I also kept floating into the wall and bumping my head.

Probably the best visual novel I’ve played in a good many years.

Think much more David Lynch than John Carpenter.

If you feel like something storydriven and want a nice spooky story for Halloween, I’d say try Scarlet Hollow.

Just a few more tricks and you'll be ready to speedrun Star Tropics.

Upon reading this, I thought, "Hey, I have a good yo-yo in a drawer somewhere! I wonder why I put it away..."

Now I remember why. God, these things are addictive.

Honestly, a similar-looking guy claiming to be Jesus showing up three days after the crucifixion would actually fill in the biggest logical inconsistency with the resurrection story.

I mean, the karaoke is arguably PART of you being a pretentious bastard!

I think that DS9 really hit the perfect balance between 80s and 90s episodic TV and 2000-era arc storytelling.

I really miss shows that have a breakneck, dramatic series of episodes about the realities of intergalactic war… that’s followed by an episode of the crew playing baseball in the holodeck.

I distinctly remember the 2008 financial crisis involved zombies.

I mean, we don't really need to fabricate an apocalypse that we survived. We've been through about three or four real ones since Y2K.

I think they misspelled Norstein Bekkler's Tent of Horrors.

Every single time I have been I. Halifax since it opened, it has been closed the exact day I am there. We will see if things are different this year. Hope so because it looks lovely from the outside.

I worded it slightly differently in my review, but yes. Yes, indeed.