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Wonder if energy companies will ever go 'wow that was fun, but tbf we have taken the piss for a very long time now, I guess we have enough money now, let's let people survive for a bit'
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A rare trip to watch #Saintsfc
0-1 at half time, chants of sack the board.
We are total dogs hit, apart from Scienza. Gutless backwards football with no plan.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
No disrespect to Sheffield Utd, but if #Saintsfc lose this then we have to accept we've made a mistake with Will Still and do whatever is needed to salvage this season before it's already over.
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hosting Trump is insulting, and devalues an already pointless monarchy. The Queen would have told him where to go.
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Cliche but fucking dreadful ref.
#Saintsfc
September 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
That was a seriously shit first half from #Saintsfc. Only bright side is were not 2 or 3 down.
Letting them play, very cautious and offered very little going forward.
September 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Don't worry Radiohead at least you beat the touts eh?
#Failurehead
September 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Radiohead ticketing is a total fuckup.
September 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
For Hannah Hampton to come into this team in the way she did and perform like she has is truly awesome.
July 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Amazing!! Just incredible determination. What a team this is, what a player Chloe Kelly is. #Lionesses
July 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reposted
The BBC didn't broadcast Kneecap at Glastonbury but they did broadcast Bob Vylan and his "Death, death to the IDF" chant.

Oops BBC, better hope no one spreads their mistake.
June 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Coaching respect for the ref can be an impossible task at times.
Thankful for them doing it but it's hard to argue with a bunch of 9 year olds all saying he's shxt, when objectively, he's shxt.
Yes lads, sometimes you get a shxt ref, like today.
(we won btw, he was just a mess)

#grassrootsfootball
February 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I miss Threads.
Yeah I said it. This place is basically pre-Musk twitter,which if you recall, was still a hellsite.
Threads was somehow...nice.
January 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There are two Olivers in year R, one with a double-barrelled name.
One has become 'Normal Oliver', the other is 'Oliver AF'
January 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
For my U9 football team (who were born 2015/16) a #Brexit is a horrific deliberate tackle, the sole intent of which is hospitalisation with no plan for what to do should the offender accidentally come away with the ball.

Had to pursuade them that trying to brexit the U10s would not be a good idea.
January 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sometimes as a parent you have no choice but to abandon attempts to complete a rainbow badge or get a toddler to eat or just stop them from destroying the universe and sit them down and put Sigur Ros on.
It's cheating but I don't care.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=6bvo...
Sigur Rós - Olsen Olsen (Live In Öxnadalur) [Remastered Heima extra]
YouTube video by Sigur Rós
music.youtube.com
January 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I often walk around my town and see these buildings that clearly aren't residential, but also don't seem to be part of an obvious business or organisation. No signs, no activity. They look like offices that have been empty since the 60s.
January 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm thinking of doing a bunch of 'mythbusting' type posts about fostering and adoption.

I have a few ideas for 'myths' but from an outside perspective, I'd be interested in what preconceptions people have? They might be true or the reality might be surprising.
There are no silly questions!
January 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I like to wind up our daughter by changing her music from Taylor Swift or whoever to Sepultura.
Just gone upstairs and she's going 'ROOOOOOTS!'
January 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When the number 1 #AI use case is generating more renewable energy than it consumes, I'll start getting on side. Until then it's doing vastly more damage than anything good.
January 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Great result for AFC Stoneham yesterday in the #FAVase

The Wolves U9s are up today. We've won 8/10 in our current division so on a promotion charge!
#GrassrootsFootball
January 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Just managed to persuade a colleague to wear a cowboy hat on a teams call to see if anyone would say anything.
Nobody did. Outstanding work.
a man wearing a cowboy hat and a mustache
ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and a mustache
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Intro then?
1. I'm a dad. A complicated one as dad's go. Expect the odd Fostering / Adoption post

2. I'm a grassroots youth football coach, trying to bring some joy and fun vs the priority of ensuring little Alfie fulfills his Premier League dreams and buys his folks a mansion
January 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Sad to have to be here tbh.
Threads had a unique feel to it and I had hoped the corporate machine might just let a corner of the Internet live in peace. Unfortunately the only way to combat this is to walk. Would just like to not have to keep migrating every 5 minutes.
January 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM