J. Alfred Warlock
@jono11.bsky.social
If you can make a dozen-tweet screech thread about a Star Trek show no one is forcing you to watch I can complain about your shit takes
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you can make a dozen-tweet screech thread about a Star Trek show no one is forcing you to watch I can complain about your shit takes
Your complaints are identical to the ones about every Trek show since TNG. If you’re not a chud you sure do a convincing impression of one.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Your complaints are identical to the ones about every Trek show since TNG. If you’re not a chud you sure do a convincing impression of one.
You mean the joke they made in fan-favorite movie First Contact?
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You mean the joke they made in fan-favorite movie First Contact?
Always weird to find chuds on Bluesky. Wouldn’t you be more at home on Twitter?
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Always weird to find chuds on Bluesky. Wouldn’t you be more at home on Twitter?
I know what they mean. I’ll eat it
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I know what they mean. I’ll eat it
Everyone who knows you hates you
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Everyone who knows you hates you
You’re not too bright, are you
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You’re not too bright, are you
That one makes me ten times madder than just the unadorned Cybertruck. Regular Cybertruck guy, you know there’s nothing going on in that brain. But “I bought it before he sucked” is supposed to be an intellectual defense. He always sucked! He was always insane!
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That one makes me ten times madder than just the unadorned Cybertruck. Regular Cybertruck guy, you know there’s nothing going on in that brain. But “I bought it before he sucked” is supposed to be an intellectual defense. He always sucked! He was always insane!
The fact that a bunch of chuds ruined that shouldn’t be an excuse to declare the entire art form disposable bullshit, but I guess if you need to sneer at every standup ever because you hate Theo Von, you can do that.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The fact that a bunch of chuds ruined that shouldn’t be an excuse to declare the entire art form disposable bullshit, but I guess if you need to sneer at every standup ever because you hate Theo Von, you can do that.
There was a generation of alternative comics who treated what they did as a legitimate art form, which it is. They were the driving force behind the second standup boom and the shift toward treating standups like artists worthy of respect.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There was a generation of alternative comics who treated what they did as a legitimate art form, which it is. They were the driving force behind the second standup boom and the shift toward treating standups like artists worthy of respect.
will it be enough billions to destroy them as a company? Because if not, it doesn’t matter.
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
will it be enough billions to destroy them as a company? Because if not, it doesn’t matter.
When the diet pills hit
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When the diet pills hit
How is it even news that this guy is leaving yet another job, just like he does every time
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
How is it even news that this guy is leaving yet another job, just like he does every time
Epstein got caught, so yeah
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Epstein got caught, so yeah
Feels like you missed a lot of what the original tweet was about
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Feels like you missed a lot of what the original tweet was about
Can I get a crumb of context for this thread?
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Can I get a crumb of context for this thread?
put video on hard drive with file name "VICTIM STATEMENT," mention this in your will. when they open the video at trial it's Accept's "Balls to the Wall"
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Wow. I hope there's not a tweet where you insisted that everything would be fine and RFK would be a good HHS secretary.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Wow. I hope there's not a tweet where you insisted that everything would be fine and RFK would be a good HHS secretary.
God may be mighty, but Darkseid Is.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
God may be mighty, but Darkseid Is.
Add a new Defector tier where we get to read half-finished blogs, like deleted scenes
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Add a new Defector tier where we get to read half-finished blogs, like deleted scenes
As long as you play Enoch
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
As long as you play Enoch
Thank you for doing this sir
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Thank you for doing this sir