Hey -- what are you trying to push on us?

I'm pretty sure Trump thinks that will allow him to be King.

Totally makes sense...if the no-security-clearance Apartheid trust-fund tech bro and his child-labor government-disassembly squad can't have access, why should actual employees have access?!?

Aggh!! I just spent a whole lotta time making sure Jake Paul wasn't signed to the Seahawks. Yeah, I'm that kinda stupid. (And I just got on Mina's page right now, because I found out she was on Celebrity Jeopardy last week and I missed it!! --but thank the gods for DVR).

Because if you actually listen to MTG, you're too stupid to understand what proof even is.

We could replace "in God we trust" with "drowning in shit" on our national currency at this point

And dissenting opinions? On a question of whether we have to pay for completed work contracted by the government?

The Great Pumpkin disavows any relationship to that grifting, shiftless, soulless, golf-cheating turd.

“American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS! Thank you for your attention to this matter” What a dipshit.

Well, yeah, the robots like any humans that want to divide and destroy humans.

When I saw him sitting there like that yesterday, I thought at least he was properly mortified. But then he ran out and posted about how big and tough and strong the convicted felon in chief is.

What a dick. At least Rubio sat there (possibly) in shock/mortified, not chuckling like Vance and so many other clowns there.

On the one hand, this is about taking weapons from people who have proven themselves a danger to themselves or someone else, but on the other hand, HOLY F-ING SH*T! They can declare anybody mentally incompetent and take their weapons. (Also, not sure where Bondi is getting 24 hours bc...72 hours)