Jonny Rat
@jonnyrat26.bsky.social
Fatalist, pessimist, cynic, apoplectic hater of social media. Otherwise seemingly normal person.
Assistance? Blanche has always depended on the kindness of strangers.
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Assistance? Blanche has always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I invented bronze 400 years ago but then the ironmongers flooded the market and look how far humanity has declined.
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I invented bronze 400 years ago but then the ironmongers flooded the market and look how far humanity has declined.
Gotta keep the shareholders happy. Gotta keep pumping up those profits. Microsoft doesn’t care about their customers. In fact, they regard their customers as irritating ignoramuses.
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Gotta keep the shareholders happy. Gotta keep pumping up those profits. Microsoft doesn’t care about their customers. In fact, they regard their customers as irritating ignoramuses.
Did you spend the last 10 years in your wine cellar?
September 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Did you spend the last 10 years in your wine cellar?
Too late, Sen. Low Effort. You are complicit in the re-introduction of polio, diphtheria, whooping cough, measles. This is your legacy.
February 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Too late, Sen. Low Effort. You are complicit in the re-introduction of polio, diphtheria, whooping cough, measles. This is your legacy.