Jonny Kong (son of Donkey)
@jonnykong.bsky.social
Pretty standard guy who likes his games, books, TV shows, films and all things Paul Mescal. I'm a huge fan of shit cheese such as Babybel, and ostriches are absolutely the world's best animal.
What kills me is the way you'll look at an item on any website for less than ten seconds, and then you'll be hounded with adverts for that thing for the next few weeks on all social media
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
What kills me is the way you'll look at an item on any website for less than ten seconds, and then you'll be hounded with adverts for that thing for the next few weeks on all social media
Can't see it on the Eshop here in the UK :(
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Can't see it on the Eshop here in the UK :(
There's a lot of people who can afford to spend crazy money on a PS5 Pro so I guess folk will spend crazy money on Lego
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
There's a lot of people who can afford to spend crazy money on a PS5 Pro so I guess folk will spend crazy money on Lego
Why is this a surprise?
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Why is this a surprise?
You've sent all the people currently drafting their Fantasy Critic lists into a spin. Do we counterpick it or not, TELL US
January 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
You've sent all the people currently drafting their Fantasy Critic lists into a spin. Do we counterpick it or not, TELL US
This woman is vile and needs to be stopped being paid for her shit opinions
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This woman is vile and needs to be stopped being paid for her shit opinions
Mario Galaxy 2 - I would say the word magical was created for this game, it's an absolute orgy of wonderful, grin inducing moments.
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mario Galaxy 2 - I would say the word magical was created for this game, it's an absolute orgy of wonderful, grin inducing moments.
This is a readers opinion, it has nothing to do with whoever reviewed those games
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This is a readers opinion, it has nothing to do with whoever reviewed those games
Not to mention replaying Kate Bush over and over and over
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Not to mention replaying Kate Bush over and over and over
Put Wanderstop on the Switch please :(
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Put Wanderstop on the Switch please :(
Ffs I was in there just yesterday
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ffs I was in there just yesterday
Ah Mat I was the same, didn't really enjoy it the first time around, but about 5 months ago I suddenly had a craving to play it again on the Steamdeck and soon realised how great it is
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Ah Mat I was the same, didn't really enjoy it the first time around, but about 5 months ago I suddenly had a craving to play it again on the Steamdeck and soon realised how great it is
Keza you have cursed my Sunday morning with this
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Keza you have cursed my Sunday morning with this
You've ruined my Fantasy Critic Team 😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
You've ruined my Fantasy Critic Team 😭
Superb news ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Superb news ❤️
I struggle to choose between this or All of us Strangers
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I struggle to choose between this or All of us Strangers
Why isn't this out on Switch yet 😭
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why isn't this out on Switch yet 😭
Holy crap, didn't realise it was a new Chaos Walking book. I guess it's the perfect time for a re-read of the trilogy.
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Holy crap, didn't realise it was a new Chaos Walking book. I guess it's the perfect time for a re-read of the trilogy.
It's for the GameCube app of course it's going to get the GameCube version of the game?
October 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It's for the GameCube app of course it's going to get the GameCube version of the game?
I thought we had moved on from shoe horning the word cosy into everything
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I thought we had moved on from shoe horning the word cosy into everything
Yeah man it was delicious! Very crisp and tart.
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Yeah man it was delicious! Very crisp and tart.