You should be fixing press standards in the UK Torsten.

Any chance of some more Jet Set 👀

Musk is Lex Luthor in a world without Superman

It's not Sewerella???? I'll be locked in.

This is the 3rd major storyline to fall flat right? Undisputed Kingdom dragged on while Cole was hurt and Wardlow disappeared. Bucks EVP story which went nowhere. Death riders who want ppl to step up something something 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just put the belt on Billy GOAT and let him have bangers.

It's like I just imagined my mortgage went up £500 a month after she announced unfunded tax cuts and billions of spending funded by borrowing.

Under Labour my mortgage is slowly but surely coming back down 🤷🏻‍♂️

The one issue that we universally agree on is you don't diddle kids.

The right are using this one universal truth to manipulate politics against people they don't like. This grooming gangs thing is PizzaGate v.2. Replace Hillary with brown people and tell the world "they're coming for ur kids"

3. You want to operate a social media network in the UK? You have to follow these new rules and regs.
4. We're re-opening Leveson

If Ricky Starks was still on TV he'd have ripped it to shreds

I don't hate my own worst enemy as much as Darby hates his spine.

The moment I hear Ali Miraj's dulcet tones, I switch to 1xtra. Tried to give him a chance when he posed as a moderate Tory, quickly switching to a much harder line and now it's a massive Labour majority he's trying to switch back to being a moderate again 🙄