Jonny Ensall
@jonnyensall.bsky.social
Editorial director and founder of Detour Discotheque. Ex Time Out/Soho House/easyJet Traveller. Unfluencer.
Honestly I find the way the piece is written as fascinating as the story itself - the byline, the things it won’t commit to saying, the general tone. You can imagine the tortuous process of this getting to print.
April 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Honestly I find the way the piece is written as fascinating as the story itself - the byline, the things it won’t commit to saying, the general tone. You can imagine the tortuous process of this getting to print.
Pls enjoy! Obviously not my opinions (apart from the Shakespeare play one).
November 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Pls enjoy! Obviously not my opinions (apart from the Shakespeare play one).
20/20 "Whenever I see a pregnant person all I can think is, you had sex"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
20/20 "Whenever I see a pregnant person all I can think is, you had sex"
19/20 "Everyone's talking about chode penises but no-one's talking about chode vaginas"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
19/20 "Everyone's talking about chode penises but no-one's talking about chode vaginas"
18/20 "What is it about narrow boats that's so appealing to sexual perverts?"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
18/20 "What is it about narrow boats that's so appealing to sexual perverts?"
17/20 "I wish I could poo like a regular person and not always in five acts like a Shakespeare play"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
17/20 "I wish I could poo like a regular person and not always in five acts like a Shakespeare play"
16/20 "I need you to clean your toilet so I can throw up in it"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
16/20 "I need you to clean your toilet so I can throw up in it"
15/20 "Training to be a masseuse is pointless, it's like training to make love"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
15/20 "Training to be a masseuse is pointless, it's like training to make love"
14/20 "I meant nostalgic like Euro 96, not like the feudal system"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
14/20 "I meant nostalgic like Euro 96, not like the feudal system"
13/20 "Yeah I was an ugly duckling, but I grew into a beautiful goose"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
13/20 "Yeah I was an ugly duckling, but I grew into a beautiful goose"
12/20 "Mate, you've definitely not hurdled a Lotus Elise"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
12/20 "Mate, you've definitely not hurdled a Lotus Elise"
11/20 "I don't like Scottish people and I think dolphins are even worse"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
11/20 "I don't like Scottish people and I think dolphins are even worse"
10/20 "What do you mean you're not Roger Federer, are you even Swiss?"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
10/20 "What do you mean you're not Roger Federer, are you even Swiss?"
9/20 "I can't tonight I'm doing a DJ set in a Holland & Barrett"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
9/20 "I can't tonight I'm doing a DJ set in a Holland & Barrett"
8/20 "Ryan moved to Berlin a few years ago and if anything it just made him worse"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
8/20 "Ryan moved to Berlin a few years ago and if anything it just made him worse"
7/20 "I wanted to wait till they reduced the whole roast chickens but I ended up missing my flight to America"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
7/20 "I wanted to wait till they reduced the whole roast chickens but I ended up missing my flight to America"
6/20 "Can we not listen to Magic FM please I'm going through a bad divorce"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
6/20 "Can we not listen to Magic FM please I'm going through a bad divorce"
5/20 "I like both kinds of Nelly, standard and Furtado"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
5/20 "I like both kinds of Nelly, standard and Furtado"
4/20 "I was born ready in two minutes"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
4/20 "I was born ready in two minutes"
3/20 "For all his faults my dad really knew how to buy a fucking sledge"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
3/20 "For all his faults my dad really knew how to buy a fucking sledge"
2/20 "Pete your aura stinks, when did you last take a gong bath?"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
2/20 "Pete your aura stinks, when did you last take a gong bath?"
1/20 "Are we calling it neurodivergent golf now?"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
1/20 "Are we calling it neurodivergent golf now?"