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Jonny Biscuits
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Mostly OUFC, video game and snack content.

Once took a photo of Sonic the Hedgehog with Michael Duberry.

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Yeah I'm not calling it that.
"Everton announce new home will be called Hill Dickinson Stadium"
May 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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So, what... are we supposed to just ignore the small, back-flipping child in the background being shot by a sniper? #OUFC
April 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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SNOOKER
The crucible theatre, Sheffield
April 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Now THIS is the kind of news story I can get behind.
Guardian article screen grab. There's a picture of the Bayeux Tapestry above the headline: Historians dispute Bayeux Tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate. The headline is followed by the lede, which reads: Two Bayeux scholars at loggerheads over whether dangling shape depicts dagger or the embroidery's 94th phallus.
April 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I doubt anybody's got a gayer left arm than me right now.
A rainbow watch strap and a can of tutti fritti Fanta.
April 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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RUBBISH!
Score of 48/108 for Oxblogger's Huge Milk Cup Final Quiz.
April 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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A beautiful and touching email from the club. PK wishing me a happy birthday and Benson trying to flog me some merch, so heartfelt 🥲 #OUFC
A photo of Peter Kioso and some overlaid text wishing me a happy birthday from Oxford United A picture of the three kits hung up in the club shop with a link at the bottom reading Shop Online Here.
April 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Good grief, I hadn't seen that Dejphon Chansiri had put his name in the seats at Hillsborough. Can someone page OUFC and ask them how much I need to pay to get JONNYBISCUITS spelled out in the seats at the triangle?
The inside of Hillsborough stadium on a sunny day. Opposite we can see a single-tier stand with blue seats with the word "Chansiri" spelled out in white seats.
April 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Spooky. That just came up in the book I'm reading.
The loading screen in Daley Thompson's Decathlon across a double page spread of a book.
April 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TOO?
The BBC's new stat tool, listing which team has had the most 'threat' in every single minute of the game. The Merseyside Derby is into the 55th minute, so the stat is just the words Liverpool or Everton listed 55 times.
April 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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What the hell is this shit invading my app for privately messaging my friends?
Zuckerberg has poisoned the WhatsApp app with a Search bar entitled Ask Meta AI or Search. This is a screenshot of this search bar. Underneath it says "Search your WhatsApp chats and contacts, or send a question to Meta AI." It then gives me some suggested questions I could ask Meta AI, including "How do I network?" "Powerlifting routine" and "How do I get glass skin" whatever the fuck that even means. WHY IS EVERYONE HELL BENT ON MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE!
April 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Saw @oxblogger.bsky.social spitting mad truths on stage at Florence Park Talks. Was brilliant. The lads from the Mad Dog book were superb too. Mickey Lewis's family were lovely, as were Des's parents, as was @adawsonbros.bsky.social, and @martinezra.bsky.social is always a gent. #OUFC
An endearingly ramshackle stage with a mic stand and four wooden chairs with maroon leather padded back rests. A pull down screen shows a projected image from Oxford United's glory years in the 80s. Some old school bunting pinned up in the background adds to the spectacular retro aesthetic to the scene.
March 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Massive from the ref there.
Millwall 1, Stoke 0. 94th minute penalty scored for Millwall.
March 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Points per game comparison for them both vs the top half and vs the bottom half - and crucially overall PPG where they're about the same.

Also compared what percentage of games they've played against who. Rowett's had the easier run.
A table showing that Des has done better against the bottom half than Rowett, but Rowett has done better against the top half. Overall their points per game is almost identical. Table showing that Des played 55% against the top half and 45% against the bottom. Rowett 43% against the top half, 57% against the bottom.
March 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Have been keeping this burning for a few weeks after you first posted that but only just got around to updating the league positions. #OUFC
A detailed pair of tables showing that Oxford have done badly against the top half of the table away from home, moderately badly against them at home, good against the bottom half of the table at home, and moderately against the bottom of the table away from home. There's another table comparing who Des and Rowett picked their points up against, and it's a similar pattern.
March 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Sad times for Animalates. Taken from us too soon.
Registered office address Robin Park Arena, Loire Drive, Wigan, England, WN5 OUH Company status Dissolved Dissolved on 13 April 2021
March 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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11 years ago this weekend. The 4th Division. 2-1 home defeat to Gary Rowett's Burton. We've come a long way. #OUFC
The Kassam Stadium. Two teams are lining up doing the pre-match handshake. The East Stand is less than two-thirds full. The north stand only has about 300 people in it.
March 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Lol. We've absolutely mugged them off there tbf. What a performance. #OUFC
Stats for Norwich v Oxford. They've humped us on everything. 77% possession. 15 shots to 3 etc.
March 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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#motorwaybread #fourloaves #oufc
A dirty white Merc hatchback on the inside lane of the M25 with four loaves of bread on the parcel shelf.
March 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Cold morning!

What are we thinking for the game against Frank Lampard's Wayne Rooney's Derby County's Coventry City?

Two pairs of socks, layers... big coat too much as it's warming up later? Medium coat? #OUFC #KasStadMicroClimate #LayersChat
The weather forecast showing it will be very cold in the morning, but sunny. Up to 7 or 8 degrees celsius during the match though. Hmm.
March 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Oh well, I suppose it's another ground knocked off the list. 55/92.
Jeff Astle's likeness honoured in an iron gate. He seems happy. The statue of Tony Bomber Brown. He looks like a robust gentleman. A t-shirt saying Throstles because why wouldn't you buy a t-shirt saying Throstles?
February 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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It's like a bloody Blur video in here #OUFC
The West Brom Boiler mascot, looking for all the world like the carton of milk from the Coffee and TV video.
February 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Genuinely delighted to read of a player from a relegation rival not taking their predicament seriously.
Luton have 'no chance' of going down - Doughty. Luton Town have "no chance" of being relegated because of the quality of their squad, according to Alfie Doughty. Posted on the BBC website 13 hours ago.
February 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Is "goal involvements" the worst of all modern football's metrics?

Sprint 80 yards, take on the entire opposition team, pass to a teammate who plays a simple pass to the goal scorer, and they get the "goal involvement."

Maybe get a +1 "completed dribble" if you're lucky

I hate football.
Excerpt from an article on the Oxford United website saying: A hugely impressive player during his loan spell in last season’s promotion success, the exciting 21-year-old forward quickly became a fan favourite with 27 appearances and seven goal involvements across all competitions.
February 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Not sure I support this use of U in the singular here. If this is what it takes to be *A Top 30 Club* then count me out.
Headline from the Oxford United website reading "Tom Bradshaw's first interview as a U"
January 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM