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Jonny B Goode
@jonnybebad.bsky.social
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I'm a writer, teacher, and artist exhibiting a few neurodivergent behaviors.

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And I love life enough to run when I'm scared. 🏃
It's so fabulous because it's so obvious!
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Whoop there she is! Whoop there she is! Third row down middle picture: whoops, it's Pam Bondi!
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Kudos to you! Fabulous!
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Aw. I remember coke poops in the 80s fondly. 🤗
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
One husband for every inch of forehead
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Kim: Ok fine. What's my bill?

David 1: $180,000.00

David 2: $180,000.00

Kim:

Both Davids: $360,000.00 bish
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh my god, that was great! Beautiful story. Heartfelt. Funny. I loved it! I can't believe I missed it when it came out. Adore JL. That must've been a blast!
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So good
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Stop hating on tortilla chips presenting as crackers maybe?!!

😉
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He did everything short of assassinating his VP to hold power last time. I think it's cute y'all think he's ever leaving again.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The republicans weren't going to get what they wanted either for the same reason. They didn't have the votes until the Dems gave them to them. The Dems had the momentum, but if healthcare costs double, the midterms will be bleak imho.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term, homesteading.

When you live in a tent instead of a home.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
So basically, your $400K house could instead cost you over a million. He really is brilliant, isn't he?
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Except that that's exactly my point. I don't think you understand my comments.

🙏 for you and all of america to make it through this administration. They want you dead.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
That's a lot of forehead gurl
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM