@jonnyarsenic.bsky.social
Some stinkass weirdo living in rural Japan. I have lizards and frogs.
After 41 years on this earth, I have finally learned the correct toppings for soft serve ice cream are strawberries, blueberries, cookie crumble, and mixed nuts.
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
After 41 years on this earth, I have finally learned the correct toppings for soft serve ice cream are strawberries, blueberries, cookie crumble, and mixed nuts.
Illumination in my weird little town
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Illumination in my weird little town
Sucks that the name Donald is ruined forever now. Everytime I introduce people to my hypothetical son, I'll have to say, "No, no. He is named after the duck, I assure you."
August 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Sucks that the name Donald is ruined forever now. Everytime I introduce people to my hypothetical son, I'll have to say, "No, no. He is named after the duck, I assure you."
Weird. The last game I worked on at Square Enix just got announced. (Wonder if I'm in the credits...)
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Weird. The last game I worked on at Square Enix just got announced. (Wonder if I'm in the credits...)
I am deeply offended by the idea of a Zelda movie, but am more horrified about hearing Link speak. This accursed movie should have been a rare star making role for a young deaf actor.
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I am deeply offended by the idea of a Zelda movie, but am more horrified about hearing Link speak. This accursed movie should have been a rare star making role for a young deaf actor.
My backyard is full of these tiny froglets. Hope I haven't stepped on any...
June 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My backyard is full of these tiny froglets. Hope I haven't stepped on any...
Ever since I was a kid, I've wondered what moonlight would taste like. Lemon cream cheese? A barely sweetened bergamot tea?
June 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ever since I was a kid, I've wondered what moonlight would taste like. Lemon cream cheese? A barely sweetened bergamot tea?
I went to Matsushima last week. It was pretty neat.
May 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I went to Matsushima last week. It was pretty neat.
I keep planning to use this more, but I just have nothing to say
May 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I keep planning to use this more, but I just have nothing to say
I got a drink with my favorite former student tonight. (He's 27 and drinks alcohol and smokes cigarettes! ) I think this is the most wholesome thing I've done in 20 years.
March 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I got a drink with my favorite former student tonight. (He's 27 and drinks alcohol and smokes cigarettes! ) I think this is the most wholesome thing I've done in 20 years.
I saw a tourist wearing a Gulf of America t-shirt in Tokyo today.
March 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I saw a tourist wearing a Gulf of America t-shirt in Tokyo today.
Just wanted to share this old photo of my grandma.
February 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Just wanted to share this old photo of my grandma.
This is my last weekend of freedom/poverty before I am employed again, like a chump.
February 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This is my last weekend of freedom/poverty before I am employed again, like a chump.
I am just amazed that there are so many experts of Polish medieval history on the internet, and so thankful that they deign to share their opinions on video games with us plebieans.
February 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I am just amazed that there are so many experts of Polish medieval history on the internet, and so thankful that they deign to share their opinions on video games with us plebieans.
The phrase "20 years ago" is supposed to refer to some weird disco time before I was born, and not 2005. Thank you.
February 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The phrase "20 years ago" is supposed to refer to some weird disco time before I was born, and not 2005. Thank you.
Is this song super dirty, or is my mind in the gutter?
I Didn't Like It The First Time (The Spinach Song)
YouTube video by Julia Lee & Her Boyfriends - Topic
youtu.be
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is this song super dirty, or is my mind in the gutter?
Meanwhile, in Japan, I just bought a carton of eggs for $1.30.
February 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Meanwhile, in Japan, I just bought a carton of eggs for $1.30.
Just once in a press conference, I want to hear a journalist say, "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Give a real answer, you dumb motherfucker."
January 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Just once in a press conference, I want to hear a journalist say, "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Give a real answer, you dumb motherfucker."
Right now, I follow Elizabeth Warren, the Slackers, and like 4-5 Greeners. So, this is what a safe space feels like...
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Right now, I follow Elizabeth Warren, the Slackers, and like 4-5 Greeners. So, this is what a safe space feels like...
Should I be on Mastodon? Is it different from here?
January 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Should I be on Mastodon? Is it different from here?
Weird thing about living in the countryside is that sometimes people give you crops. I appreciate it, but I have no idea what I'm gonna do with 10 lbs of cabbages.
January 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Weird thing about living in the countryside is that sometimes people give you crops. I appreciate it, but I have no idea what I'm gonna do with 10 lbs of cabbages.
I'm partly here so I don't have to self-censor for family and children. How horrible can I get here before I'm blocked?
January 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm partly here so I don't have to self-censor for family and children. How horrible can I get here before I'm blocked?