Dystopian Utopia
@jonmccarty.bsky.social
I am a compulsively pedantic person. I just repost stuff. I have never had an original thought in my life. Never follow my advice, you'll just end up drunk
June 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mai tai juice
Assembled mai tai
Can anyone see what is missing?
Assembled mai tai
Can anyone see what is missing?
June 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Mai tai juice
Assembled mai tai
Can anyone see what is missing?
Assembled mai tai
Can anyone see what is missing?
Tale of the tail
You can tell the exact moment when he decides to be bad (he's not allowed off of the bricks)
You can tell the exact moment when he decides to be bad (he's not allowed off of the bricks)
May 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Tale of the tail
You can tell the exact moment when he decides to be bad (he's not allowed off of the bricks)
You can tell the exact moment when he decides to be bad (he's not allowed off of the bricks)
And don't even get me started on trackers
May 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And don't even get me started on trackers
Local fire department filling the pond behind my house.
lol jk
The twelve year old me loves to see fire equipment being used.
The current me is glad it's not because of a burning house.
#ima12yo #pumpertruck #firetruck
lol jk
The twelve year old me loves to see fire equipment being used.
The current me is glad it's not because of a burning house.
#ima12yo #pumpertruck #firetruck
March 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Local fire department filling the pond behind my house.
lol jk
The twelve year old me loves to see fire equipment being used.
The current me is glad it's not because of a burning house.
#ima12yo #pumpertruck #firetruck
lol jk
The twelve year old me loves to see fire equipment being used.
The current me is glad it's not because of a burning house.
#ima12yo #pumpertruck #firetruck
I feel that I am being mocked
March 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I feel that I am being mocked
The damn thing was full when I put it in there. The lid was not on tight. #Iammyownworstenemy
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The damn thing was full when I put it in there. The lid was not on tight. #Iammyownworstenemy
Tango said that he needed to go potty. I have been bamboozled
#TangoTheAnnihilator
#tangotheannihilatordestroyerofsqueeks
#TangoTheAnnihilator
#tangotheannihilatordestroyerofsqueeks
March 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Tango said that he needed to go potty. I have been bamboozled
#TangoTheAnnihilator
#tangotheannihilatordestroyerofsqueeks
#TangoTheAnnihilator
#tangotheannihilatordestroyerofsqueeks
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
How it should have gone down
Credit user auroradrone on threads
Credit user auroradrone on threads
March 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How it should have gone down
Credit user auroradrone on threads
Credit user auroradrone on threads
The signs say "Front End Parking Only"
Do ppl just not read anymore?
Do ppl just not read anymore?
February 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The signs say "Front End Parking Only"
Do ppl just not read anymore?
Do ppl just not read anymore?
I love lots of new music, but I'm feeling nostalgic for music that is older than I am
February 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I love lots of new music, but I'm feeling nostalgic for music that is older than I am
You know, rum snobs shit on Sailor Jerry spiced rum all the time, but it makes a damn tasty rum and coke (or, as I constantly call them, coke and rum. I know, it's wrong, and I feel dumb every time I do it)
February 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You know, rum snobs shit on Sailor Jerry spiced rum all the time, but it makes a damn tasty rum and coke (or, as I constantly call them, coke and rum. I know, it's wrong, and I feel dumb every time I do it)