I came here to post this. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

I read that to the tune of a Tupac’s ‘All Eyes on Me’ and I hope that was the intent

It is great!

Except for the poor people who live near the data centers, but who cares if they get cancer from a contaminated water table — they hardly buy anything anyway

My wife had it in her 20s, and describes it as the most painful thing she’s ever had. The dumbest people I know told me vaccination horror stories to dissuade me from getting it. Fuck them fools — if mild vaccine symptoms are bad, I’d imagine actual shingles is fucking awful! Get vaccinated.

This disgusting piece of leather wrapped around a skeleton has a very real hatred of women

Flowers can sometimes grow through the cracks in the sidewalk

The year is 2069, and your Mr Beast heating unit is shut down because you refuse to purchase a Tesla AI refrigerator from Amazon

He constantly posted the most out-of-touch, shitty takes and people rightfully roasted his ass

The male marmalade personality is one step worse than the Radiohead personality, but one step better than the fantasy sports personality

That smug look went away SO FAST

No thankzz