The best bit of all of it was being young and not wondering if that pain in your hip was just a soft launch of death.

Did you like plup more, Paul?

"I always liked Pulp more." Oh, did you? Great. Have a 2:1.

Can't. We've got a jar of mincemeat my FiL made just before he died. We're not ones for trinkets and holding onto things for nostalgia, particularly, but we both know it's never being used.

It's all so straight too. Everyone's so serious and dry.

#vuvuzela

I'm not taking the risk this year.