Jon Schwartz
@jonlschwartz.bsky.social
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October 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And here is that terrible Blue Jays song in tee shirt form!
October 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
And here is that terrible Blue Jays song in tee shirt form!
This is objectively hilarious
October 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is objectively hilarious
In a move surprising no one, the Blue Jays have added Trey Yesavage to the Level of Excellence based on his first four postseason innings.
October 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
In a move surprising no one, the Blue Jays have added Trey Yesavage to the Level of Excellence based on his first four postseason innings.
The flags at Yankee Stadium don’t care about any tiebreaker scenarios
September 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The flags at Yankee Stadium don’t care about any tiebreaker scenarios
This is such a bizarre framing. May 16 was Opening Night for the WNBA season. The WNBA season is four months. Are there previous rookies of the year who debuted like 19 months before they received the award? Isn't this the most standard thing possible?
September 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This is such a bizarre framing. May 16 was Opening Night for the WNBA season. The WNBA season is four months. Are there previous rookies of the year who debuted like 19 months before they received the award? Isn't this the most standard thing possible?
So Instagram put a blatantly inappropriate holocaust joke in my feed. The first comment was “The painter was right.” I reported it as hate speech. Apparently saying that H!tler was right doesn’t violate Meta’s community standards. Good to know.
September 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So Instagram put a blatantly inappropriate holocaust joke in my feed. The first comment was “The painter was right.” I reported it as hate speech. Apparently saying that H!tler was right doesn’t violate Meta’s community standards. Good to know.
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September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
We regret to inform you …
August 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We regret to inform you …
Things have calmed down significantly at Thacker Caskets now that those cowardly cable networks dropped CorncobTV
August 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Things have calmed down significantly at Thacker Caskets now that those cowardly cable networks dropped CorncobTV
This will be me this weekend, except I'll be wearing every single piece of Michigan 2023 National Championship paraphernalia that I own.
August 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This will be me this weekend, except I'll be wearing every single piece of Michigan 2023 National Championship paraphernalia that I own.
We have got to get Taylor Swift to a Hold Steady concert.
August 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We have got to get Taylor Swift to a Hold Steady concert.
Imagine thinking that Dave fucking Portnoy is a hero
August 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Imagine thinking that Dave fucking Portnoy is a hero
A George divided against itself cannot stand
August 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A George divided against itself cannot stand
Trust, and also black shoe polish.
July 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Trust, and also black shoe polish.
I enjoyed this quote that I got from Braves pitcher Chris Sale during All-Star Week. I did not choose to follow up by asking him what he would do in the event that he wasn't happy with the condition (or appearance) of his uniform.
July 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I enjoyed this quote that I got from Braves pitcher Chris Sale during All-Star Week. I did not choose to follow up by asking him what he would do in the event that he wasn't happy with the condition (or appearance) of his uniform.
Literally no one needs to care about what the Phillies think.
July 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Literally no one needs to care about what the Phillies think.
Someone in this country needs to stand up for the truth, and that someone is going to be me: Truist is an incredibly stupid name.
July 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Someone in this country needs to stand up for the truth, and that someone is going to be me: Truist is an incredibly stupid name.