Jon Harrison
@jonlharrison.bsky.social
I was a teenage werewolf. I am now a werewolf with a bus pass.
Why are people so bothered about Tarantino bad-mouthing actors? It’s not like he’s ever made a decent film - all of them are like they accidentally let a 14 year old boy be a director. (Heads for hills before backlash…)
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Why are people so bothered about Tarantino bad-mouthing actors? It’s not like he’s ever made a decent film - all of them are like they accidentally let a 14 year old boy be a director. (Heads for hills before backlash…)
Signing her biography called, of course, ‘Do You Mind If I Smoke?’
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Signing her biography called, of course, ‘Do You Mind If I Smoke?’
I see your Candy / Emery and raise you Brando / Hird…
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I see your Candy / Emery and raise you Brando / Hird…
I’ve managed to spin it out to the age of 68.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’ve managed to spin it out to the age of 68.
Did I hear you say that it’s #DoctorWhoDay?
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Did I hear you say that it’s #DoctorWhoDay?
Having a coffee on the stage at Crystal Palace Bowl. For the second time this week, I’m saying London is brilliant. [And Ricky Gervais can fuck right off with his fear mongering adverts]
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Having a coffee on the stage at Crystal Palace Bowl. For the second time this week, I’m saying London is brilliant. [And Ricky Gervais can fuck right off with his fear mongering adverts]
Amazon just delivered mine!
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Amazon just delivered mine!
Couple with parrots on the tube. London is brilliant!
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Couple with parrots on the tube. London is brilliant!
Presumably his next comedy special will be on GB News rather than Netflix.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Presumably his next comedy special will be on GB News rather than Netflix.
Me and Fenella at her book signing at Forbidden Planet. December 2017.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me and Fenella at her book signing at Forbidden Planet. December 2017.
Great to see the new Chubby Brown spouting a lazy and racist Reform agenda to flog turpentine.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Great to see the new Chubby Brown spouting a lazy and racist Reform agenda to flog turpentine.
At last, the Royal Family in Christmas baubles format.
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
At last, the Royal Family in Christmas baubles format.
The Frankenstein exhibition has a first edition of the book which is signed by Mary Shelley and dedicated to Lord Byron. Holy - and I mean this most sincerely - shit!
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Frankenstein exhibition has a first edition of the book which is signed by Mary Shelley and dedicated to Lord Byron. Holy - and I mean this most sincerely - shit!
This morning at the @realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein exhibition.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This morning at the @realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein exhibition.
Oh god! It’s that time of year when TV adverts for shops become ‘news’ and, worse still, people go out of their way to watch them on YouTube. Just fucking stop it you idiots!
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Oh god! It’s that time of year when TV adverts for shops become ‘news’ and, worse still, people go out of their way to watch them on YouTube. Just fucking stop it you idiots!
On the occasion of his 72nd birthday, a photo of Peter Lord at Forbidden Planet in 2018. Morph not quite visible in his right hand.
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
On the occasion of his 72nd birthday, a photo of Peter Lord at Forbidden Planet in 2018. Morph not quite visible in his right hand.
On the occasion of his 80th birthday, a photo of Henry Winkler signing at Forbidden Planet in 2008.
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
On the occasion of his 80th birthday, a photo of Henry Winkler signing at Forbidden Planet in 2008.
And here’s me thinking that Tory Cheese Twat couldn’t get any more annoying.
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
And here’s me thinking that Tory Cheese Twat couldn’t get any more annoying.
On the occasion of his 66th birthday, here’s a photo of the time I hosted a Sam Raimi signing at Forbidden Planet.
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
On the occasion of his 66th birthday, here’s a photo of the time I hosted a Sam Raimi signing at Forbidden Planet.
British TV. Best in the world.
Apparently.
Apparently.
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
British TV. Best in the world.
Apparently.
Apparently.
Always excited to be back at my favourite venue. #onlylivingboyinnewcross
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Always excited to be back at my favourite venue. #onlylivingboyinnewcross
Happy birthday to Sadiq Khan, Bruno Mars, Sigourney Weaver and me. [Not recent photo]
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Happy birthday to Sadiq Khan, Bruno Mars, Sigourney Weaver and me. [Not recent photo]
I’ve just received a new Blu-ray of a horror movie but it does not have a booklet or commentary by Stephen Jones, Kim Newman or Barry Forshaw - and neither does it have a cover by Graham Humphreys. Don’t these people know there are rules?
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve just received a new Blu-ray of a horror movie but it does not have a booklet or commentary by Stephen Jones, Kim Newman or Barry Forshaw - and neither does it have a cover by Graham Humphreys. Don’t these people know there are rules?
Flu vax this morning! God bless the NHS.
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Flu vax this morning! God bless the NHS.