@jonladdphd.bsky.social
Yells at clouds, even the ones that look like little bunnies.
The least worst outcome of having that kind of edge in Vegas would be ending up in jail.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The least worst outcome of having that kind of edge in Vegas would be ending up in jail.
Except for that one time when, "Malcolm, go!"
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Except for that one time when, "Malcolm, go!"
Y'all are getting out over your skis. Best to actually win something before trash talking.
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Y'all are getting out over your skis. Best to actually win something before trash talking.
Yep. And if you think *this* is the bottom, PE ownership gonna do everything to your team that they did to your steady job.
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Yep. And if you think *this* is the bottom, PE ownership gonna do everything to your team that they did to your steady job.
Oh, now that's just mean.
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh, now that's just mean.
This one reads like it came straight from the boss, possibly with light editing to remove rando upper-case letters.
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This one reads like it came straight from the boss, possibly with light editing to remove rando upper-case letters.
To be fair, that's like three-quarters of their season so far.
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
To be fair, that's like three-quarters of their season so far.
Fighting with paying fans is generally regarded as a very bad business practice. He wouldn't have finished the game if he was an NBA player.
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fighting with paying fans is generally regarded as a very bad business practice. He wouldn't have finished the game if he was an NBA player.
That's some weird profile stalking in response to a throwaway joke.
Seek therapy.
Seek therapy.
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That's some weird profile stalking in response to a throwaway joke.
Seek therapy.
Seek therapy.
Will they be hanging a "Record Number of Consecutive .500+ Seasons" banner for their opening home game next year?
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Will they be hanging a "Record Number of Consecutive .500+ Seasons" banner for their opening home game next year?
"The future" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
December 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"The future" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Keep a man up past his bedtime and deprive him of his tapioca at your own risk.
December 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Keep a man up past his bedtime and deprive him of his tapioca at your own risk.
This year's QB class sucks too. Does that mean the NFL is about to become 3 yards and a cloud of dust again?
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This year's QB class sucks too. Does that mean the NFL is about to become 3 yards and a cloud of dust again?
Nothing says "America" like extorting its citizens out of every last nickel in the healthcare "industry."
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Nothing says "America" like extorting its citizens out of every last nickel in the healthcare "industry."
"Re-Lobstering?"
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Re-Lobstering?"
Free hour designated for cocaine runs?
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Free hour designated for cocaine runs?
The Portrait of Little Marco.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Portrait of Little Marco.
He has $600 billion in assets. He isn't worth shit.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He has $600 billion in assets. He isn't worth shit.
Yeah. The electorate has the attention span of a raccoon on an ether binge. Call me when he cannibalizes a first-born the week before the midterms.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah. The electorate has the attention span of a raccoon on an ether binge. Call me when he cannibalizes a first-born the week before the midterms.
"Your papers, please," has been a reality for a lot of Americans for quite a while now.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Your papers, please," has been a reality for a lot of Americans for quite a while now.