I'm glad it wasn't a helpful dog

I vaguely remember following people to some secret party in east austin because they heard about it on that twitter thing. And then we got there and it was Elon Musk and we all burned to death and then it's now.

Was there someone tweeting---er, bsking--er, whatever-- about being there, that actually wasn't there?

Depends, what kind of car do you drive and does it start with Tesla

Success! Quite a day.

How does one get a .ink .com .whatever suffix?

The role may be yours for the taking

Is "skeet" a thing? I'm not caught up on the lingo.