i think it's so cool his wife was there too. like armed men drag u and ur husband from ur bed & joint-kidnap you — that would bring some spice back to even the coldest relationship

honestly if some guys burst into my bedroom at 2am & said 'we're going to new york' i'd do it. we could all use a little adventure. for all he knew they could've been Peter Pan

idk why they say venezuela has the best oil bc the white house is stuffed with Extra Virgins rn

my new year's resolution is 2304 x 1536 (i just got a new laptop)

this year's resolution is to get off this hellsite