slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse

If my son was just a little bit more hyperactive I’m sure the phrase “cool your jets!” would leave my lips on a regular basis.

@milesintransit.com miles if we hit a deer and have to talk to the train cops i swear to god

Take road safety. The last admin pushed rules for speed limiters+side guards in big rigs and automatic emergency braking in cars+trucks—est. to save 1k lives annually.

After industry blowback, the Trump admin has killed, made plans to weaken or signaled delays/changes for each.

I did appreciate the ol' switcher-oo at the end though

"She had an affair with someone who would provide the maximum level of humiliation and personal and professional ruin, perhaps for both of us."

Hoo boy, tell ya what, I am FEELING that humiliation coming right through the browser tab

I am getting Scott's Tots levels of uncomfortable from this and I'm only like three paragraphs in

Disturbingly on-brand for her

Female writers and the male editors who butcher their work: Name a more iconic duo