Good day to get out on the lake.

I think it's great that we're not even pretending to pretend anymore.

Dang. This sounds so cool.

Somebody is an enthusiastic supporter of the ABR's Maintenance of Certification process.

Fuck outta here.

Is there nobody at maralago who knows how to golf? It’s a bad look for a club when your champion is an octogenarian.
(Also…is he foreshadowing his death?)

Ummm. I don't think anyone was upset you couldn't say the hard R.

It would be extremely alpha, or whatever we're supposed to say, to not have a single military installation named after a general who actually won a war.
We'll just ignore the whole 'traitor' thing...ok?

As an all-too frequent flyer, my response is, are you fucking kidding me?!?

Does this guy remember that he owns coastal property in Florida?

The only difference between a 'fake' $Ivanka coin and a 'real' $Trump coin is that someone named trump is getting rich off the latter.

That's pretty cool. But I just dunked from the freethrow line like that Jordan logo.

As long as we're sharing things that totally happened.