Lovely story. Are you sure HE wants to carry on though?

Yeah, snap. Felt like they were overmatched.

Cricket though MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES OVER AND OVER is driving me mad. And they're still somehow convinced it's working? They just keep throwing tests away.

No, I should thank you.

Honestly, I barely ever listen to house any more but I happened upon this - the title suckered me in because I'm a pretentious dick and I'm SO glad I did. Your work has given me great joy on a cold day.

(also really no need to follow back, I feel a bit guilty about that!)

Loving this...

Is the joke here that I'm really old? Or that I kiss primates?

I'm okay with both, but I would like some clarity.

There probably is a fair bit of both in Peterborough tbf.

What's up with you, Geoff? Any excitement?

This place is a bit dull but I went back to twitter had a look and didn't like it at all tbh.

YEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW

My second section: That Whole Kielty Disappointment.

Anyone who writes '"British" David Lammy' is a racist.