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Jon Henderson
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“When I have a little money, I buy books; and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes.”

-- Desiderius Erasmus
AI voices: Please stop trying to make them have “personality”. Just have them speak clearly. I know it’s not a real person and it’s creepy and annoying to have it act like one.
September 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I had no intention of watching “K-Pop Demon Hunters”. Not today or any other day. None. I swear! Yet somehow this evening I ended up clicking on it and watching the entire movie.

Turns out, yeah, it’s really good. Who’da thunk?
July 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I actually said this out loud after coming home from a Harbor Freight tool shopping trip: “Wow, this is a really nice paper bag. You don’t get good paper bags anymore. I’m keeping this”.

Just in case you’re wondering if I’m “old old” yet.
July 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My cockpit. “Everything’s computer!” Flying from Uvalde to San Marcos.
April 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We put up a 5 foot fence around our apple tree to thwart the deer, who have eaten off all the blossoms in previous years. It works! But the deer are clearly still attracted by the smell!
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Howdy from way up high in the sky!
March 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Mise en place for Chicken Picatta.
March 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fish ‘n Chips at The Dead Rabbit! With @donnorton.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Stop saying "MAGA voted for lower prices" or "MAGA voted because of inflation". No, they did not. That's just what Democrats try to convince themselves MAGA voted for. MAGA really voted for Trump because they love Trump and will follow anything he does. It's that simple.
February 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Check and make sure you’ve got the regulation number of deer in your driveway.
February 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A Cooking Lesson: Today, I made 2 lbs of shrimp Because Reasons. Starting with 2 lbs of frozen, “Ultra Large” (13-15 per pound) shrimp. After thawing and losing the shell of frozen water, the shrimp was 1 lb 11 1/4. After cooking, shelling, and removing the tails, the same shrimp was 14 5/8 ounces.
February 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’ve taken numerous selfie videos flying, but today my gliding buddy Luis took video of me taking off and landing in my glider. So if you ever wondered what it looks like to launch and land a plane without an engine… here you go! This is my Glasflügel Libelle, tail number N9502.
February 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Grill roasted chicken!
February 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Buster Keaton’s “Sherlock Jr” (1924) - with soundtrack by R.E.M. I’ll be at the 7:30pm showing on Friday! Come on, Austin - join me!

austin.violetcrown.com/movie/VC002271
Violet Crown Cinema | Austin
austin.violetcrown.com
February 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
To those who wouldn’t vote for Harris because she wasn’t pro-Palestinian enough for you… are you happy now? I have to assume this is what you wanted, so: Congratulations!

www.reuters.com/world/trump-...
Trump and Netanyahu set for pivotal talks on Middle East agenda
The Israeli prime minister is expected to try to turn the page on sometimes tense relations with the Biden White House.
www.reuters.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
(Singing): “Fantastic foe-oh-or!”
February 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
DEI is not Affirmative Action. There are no quotas. No qualifications are reduced. No one is passed over because of "DEI initiatives". DEI is there to cast a wider net and pull in MORE qualified candidates from groups you might otherwise forget to look in. Stop the lies and exaggerations.
February 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man” is to Marvel canon as ”My Adventures With Superman” is to DC canon.
February 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
How much food coloring would I need to add to make this buttercream frosting just shockingly blue? The entire bottle?
January 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Frank wanted the buttercream frosting blue “like my Mom used to make”. I gave it a shot, but even using nothing except blue food coloring, I’d say it’s more like a pale green. Still tastes delicious though!
January 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Brrrrr! Welcome to Austin, Texas. This is the overflow from Hell freezing over yesterday.
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A commonly repeated movie quote in our household is “Well ain’t that nice”, from “Inglorious Basterds” as spoken by Brad Pitt. Remember to say with a thick, exaggerated southern accent!
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They’re really kissing the ring here. This is just the start of China flattering Trump to get everything they want. Just watch!
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“Rapid unscheduled disassembly”
January 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM