Jon Helmkamp
@jonhelmkamp.bsky.social
Beat reporter covering the Buffalo Bills and Oregon Ducks for @atozsports.bsky.social | #BillsMafia | #ScoDucks | Oxford comma proponent | Eat more plants | Breathe.
Other account for my creative writing side: authorhelmkamp@bsky.social
Other account for my creative writing side: authorhelmkamp@bsky.social
The most hilarious and unserious way to phrase this ever.
March 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The most hilarious and unserious way to phrase this ever.
My wife gets me. 💚
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My wife gets me. 💚
We got YOLO Josh Allen today and it wasn't pretty, even though the Bills won. Underneath worked really well, but often times he was playing off script and chucking it deep.
December 23, 2024 at 7:00 AM
We got YOLO Josh Allen today and it wasn't pretty, even though the Bills won. Underneath worked really well, but often times he was playing off script and chucking it deep.
I love this team.
Credit to Jordan Prather of Imagn.
Credit to Jordan Prather of Imagn.
December 8, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I love this team.
Credit to Jordan Prather of Imagn.
Credit to Jordan Prather of Imagn.
Oregon's DB signings:
5⭐️ CB Na'eem Offord
5⭐️ S Trey McNutt
4⭐️ CB Brandon Finney
4⭐️ CB Dorian Brew
5⭐️ CB Na'eem Offord
5⭐️ S Trey McNutt
4⭐️ CB Brandon Finney
4⭐️ CB Dorian Brew
December 4, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Oregon's DB signings:
5⭐️ CB Na'eem Offord
5⭐️ S Trey McNutt
4⭐️ CB Brandon Finney
4⭐️ CB Dorian Brew
5⭐️ CB Na'eem Offord
5⭐️ S Trey McNutt
4⭐️ CB Brandon Finney
4⭐️ CB Dorian Brew
The only decoration that matters.
December 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
The only decoration that matters.
This play on loop forever. Josh Allen, you are absurd.
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 AM
This play on loop forever. Josh Allen, you are absurd.
The vibes are just immaculate.
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 AM
The vibes are just immaculate.
My brain every time Drake London gets a catch.
December 1, 2024 at 8:19 PM
My brain every time Drake London gets a catch.
Dillon Gabriel had an all-time wonderful quote about perspective and life that we can all learn from following the Ducks win over Washington.
December 1, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Dillon Gabriel had an all-time wonderful quote about perspective and life that we can all learn from following the Ducks win over Washington.
Congratulations to my high school alma mater, West Linn High School, on their third Oregon 6A state championship since 2016, and second in the last three years. 🦁🦁🦁
November 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Congratulations to my high school alma mater, West Linn High School, on their third Oregon 6A state championship since 2016, and second in the last three years. 🦁🦁🦁
Nobody tells you when you’re a young man that some of the facial hairs you lose will literally be in the middle of transitioning from their youthful hue to grey when you find them.
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Nobody tells you when you’re a young man that some of the facial hairs you lose will literally be in the middle of transitioning from their youthful hue to grey when you find them.
As #Bills fans, the biggest questions ahead of this week are whether or not Trent Williams and Brock Purdy are healthy. All-in-all, though, Buffalo is coming off a bye week for a home primetime game that will feature cold weather and possible snow against a banged up team.
November 25, 2024 at 4:37 PM
As #Bills fans, the biggest questions ahead of this week are whether or not Trent Williams and Brock Purdy are healthy. All-in-all, though, Buffalo is coming off a bye week for a home primetime game that will feature cold weather and possible snow against a banged up team.
Oregon TE Terrance Ferguson is going to introduce himself to a lot of people at the Senior Bowl. Big, athletic tight end with good hands, good YAC ability, and the a friendly target that knows how to get open.
He gets the Travis Kelce comp a lot.
He gets the Travis Kelce comp a lot.
November 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Oregon TE Terrance Ferguson is going to introduce himself to a lot of people at the Senior Bowl. Big, athletic tight end with good hands, good YAC ability, and the a friendly target that knows how to get open.
He gets the Travis Kelce comp a lot.
He gets the Travis Kelce comp a lot.
Pam and Jim telling Dwight mere hours after his wedding that two of his top employees were quitting was horribly selfish timing and likely put massive amounts of stress on Dwight as a manager when he should be enjoying his honeymoon.
November 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Pam and Jim telling Dwight mere hours after his wedding that two of his top employees were quitting was horribly selfish timing and likely put massive amounts of stress on Dwight as a manager when he should be enjoying his honeymoon.
Khalil Shakir has the second-most yards after the catch (462) in the entire NFL behind only Ja'Marr Chase (489) and has done it on 33 — THIRTY THREE — fewer targets, and he has the most reliable hands in the game.
Shakir is elite YAC. Keep him in Buffalo forever. #BillsMafia
Shakir is elite YAC. Keep him in Buffalo forever. #BillsMafia
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Khalil Shakir has the second-most yards after the catch (462) in the entire NFL behind only Ja'Marr Chase (489) and has done it on 33 — THIRTY THREE — fewer targets, and he has the most reliable hands in the game.
Shakir is elite YAC. Keep him in Buffalo forever. #BillsMafia
Shakir is elite YAC. Keep him in Buffalo forever. #BillsMafia