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Jon Hartman
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We can make it.

Over the fence.

Through the moat full of hungry marketing executives.

We can be a normal man. Wearing normal clothes.

We can have a normal life. A happy life.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Come out come out, little Nuggets

I just want to talk.

We're practically family."
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When they welded the gates shut, The Burglar paid a high price for stealing from the rich.

But the joke's on them.

The riches are all gone.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mayor, Judge, Jury, Executioner.

He fights to preserve an ideal that he can't remember.

But the gun.

The gun remembers.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Purple King lives in a shack by the docks.

He'll take you on a trip. It's free, he says.

You'll be paying for the rest of your life.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Clown traded his last smile for a cigarette.

He's been nursing it for years.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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GOOM
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Past FF stuff.
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