Jones_uk
@jonesuk.bsky.social
Nerd, film lover and Aston Villa fan.
Wannabe musician (SickoftheRiot).
Wannabe musician (SickoftheRiot).
That’s handball. Not even a debate! He used his arm to guide the ball to a team mate.
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That’s handball. Not even a debate! He used his arm to guide the ball to a team mate.
So if Salah has played his last game for Liverpool are the Scousers going to deface the artwork round the city like they did with Trent?
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So if Salah has played his last game for Liverpool are the Scousers going to deface the artwork round the city like they did with Trent?
Had an iPhone 13 mini since 2021 and it’s been a good servant. But, I have to charge it like 8 times a day so it’s time to finally upgrade.
I’ve also jumped ship from EE to SKY, as a customer with EE for about 20 years they couldn’t even be arsed to try and keep me as a customer. Fuck em’
I’ve also jumped ship from EE to SKY, as a customer with EE for about 20 years they couldn’t even be arsed to try and keep me as a customer. Fuck em’
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had an iPhone 13 mini since 2021 and it’s been a good servant. But, I have to charge it like 8 times a day so it’s time to finally upgrade.
I’ve also jumped ship from EE to SKY, as a customer with EE for about 20 years they couldn’t even be arsed to try and keep me as a customer. Fuck em’
I’ve also jumped ship from EE to SKY, as a customer with EE for about 20 years they couldn’t even be arsed to try and keep me as a customer. Fuck em’
I know nothing about politics or what this budget means (and I don’t claim to) but just seen they’re fucking with my McDonalds milkshakes….
Bastards!!
Bastards!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I know nothing about politics or what this budget means (and I don’t claim to) but just seen they’re fucking with my McDonalds milkshakes….
Bastards!!
Bastards!!
Barca down to 10…
He shouldn’t be sent off for that, he should be praised as it was against Cucurella.
He shouldn’t be sent off for that, he should be praised as it was against Cucurella.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Barca down to 10…
He shouldn’t be sent off for that, he should be praised as it was against Cucurella.
He shouldn’t be sent off for that, he should be praised as it was against Cucurella.
Not sure if Chelsea are playing really well or Barca have been that shit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Not sure if Chelsea are playing really well or Barca have been that shit.
How Torres missed that!
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
How Torres missed that!
Chelsea v Barca for me tonight ⚽️
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Chelsea v Barca for me tonight ⚽️
One of my favourite parts of watching a football match, when you don’t have a horse in the race, is the constant WhatsApp shit house message exchanges with one of my best mates! 🖤
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One of my favourite parts of watching a football match, when you don’t have a horse in the race, is the constant WhatsApp shit house message exchanges with one of my best mates! 🖤
What a crazy game of football!! They’ve done it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What a crazy game of football!! They’ve done it.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
What a goal!!!
What a goal!!!
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
What a goal!!!
What a goal!!!
How can you not get goosebumps hearing a sold out Hampden Park belt out Flowers of Scotland!
Fucking superb! Go on lads go and do it.
Fucking superb! Go on lads go and do it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How can you not get goosebumps hearing a sold out Hampden Park belt out Flowers of Scotland!
Fucking superb! Go on lads go and do it.
Fucking superb! Go on lads go and do it.
I’m more excited for Scotland v Denmark than I have been for any of the England qualifiers.
It’s like a cup final!
Go on meatball!
It’s like a cup final!
Go on meatball!
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m more excited for Scotland v Denmark than I have been for any of the England qualifiers.
It’s like a cup final!
Go on meatball!
It’s like a cup final!
Go on meatball!
“He makes his body bigger”
No he doesn’t, he’s got his backed turned. Love seeing them get a taste of their own medicine.
I’d love Trent to come on and score a worldie to win it.
No he doesn’t, he’s got his backed turned. Love seeing them get a taste of their own medicine.
I’d love Trent to come on and score a worldie to win it.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“He makes his body bigger”
No he doesn’t, he’s got his backed turned. Love seeing them get a taste of their own medicine.
I’d love Trent to come on and score a worldie to win it.
No he doesn’t, he’s got his backed turned. Love seeing them get a taste of their own medicine.
I’d love Trent to come on and score a worldie to win it.
That’s a cracking goal by Anthony Gordon!
October 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That’s a cracking goal by Anthony Gordon!
Henderson on.
Everyone’s TV turns off.
Everyone’s TV turns off.
September 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Henderson on.
Everyone’s TV turns off.
Everyone’s TV turns off.
Fuck you, fuck the mice and give me an antidote! Hay Fever sucks balls and is kicking my ass… piss taking bastards! 😘
Or, you could try not being weak and getting taken out by grass cuttings?
Tests in mice showed promise in drastically reducing symptoms and the treatment could be ready for human use in five to seven years
July 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Fuck you, fuck the mice and give me an antidote! Hay Fever sucks balls and is kicking my ass… piss taking bastards! 😘
Chelsea fans arrested after rioting in Poland….
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May 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Chelsea fans arrested after rioting in Poland….
‘Browsing wikifeet’
Trossard has lovely feet.
May 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
‘Browsing wikifeet’
It would be typical Villa for all the results to go our way this weekend and us to lose.
May 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It would be typical Villa for all the results to go our way this weekend and us to lose.
Could do with the Geordie boys smashing Chelsea tomorrow and Leicester to… ah forget that!
May 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Could do with the Geordie boys smashing Chelsea tomorrow and Leicester to… ah forget that!
You watch Haaland score 6 today and will probably win the golden boot by the end of the season 🫣
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You watch Haaland score 6 today and will probably win the golden boot by the end of the season 🫣
It would be so Arteta to finish third in a two horse race and will probably still come out and say they were the best team in the league this season.
May 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It would be so Arteta to finish third in a two horse race and will probably still come out and say they were the best team in the league this season.