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Martin Jones
@jones55.bsky.social
Lost
Pope Idol?
May 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Gusset like Magnum’s driveway
April 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve heard there’s a stray dog tied up at Amen Corner. Someone’s gotta fuck it, apparently.
April 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thought the same, great punchline 😂
February 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of the all time great trajectories
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Yeah, that’s much better 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
January 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m just rewatching Sooranos at the
minute and this is 👌🏻
January 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
He’s gonna lose his job
January 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Got my daughter the same one. Stupid sexy Flanders…
December 26, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Arsenal next 🙃
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Always 👍🏻
November 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Woah… Is it like a battered McRib patty? Looks nutritious mind
November 29, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Shoe laces. I’m 43 so jesus
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Hit me
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Gin and tonic in a pint glass with all the ice and a squeeze of lime
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I’ll never forget that Ice T turned up on I Love the 1980’s and referred to Crocodile Dundee as “this outback cat” 😂😂
November 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
IS THAT ICE FUCKING T??
November 15, 2024 at 11:02 PM
This is the Luke you’re looking for…
November 15, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I fell to my knees at “chippy tea”
November 15, 2024 at 10:57 PM
WE’RE EVOLVING
November 15, 2024 at 10:22 PM
You talking about spunking Nazis again? FFS
November 15, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Chicago Town pizza, wank.
November 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM