Jon of Northeast
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Jon of Northeast
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March 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
He is adroit on water because his feet are large and equipped with flaps of skin along the toes that allow him to catch on tiny air bubbles. When moving quickly, Jesus can cross a surface of water before sinking.
March 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When startled, the Jesus of Nazareth escapes by speeding to the nearest edge of water—and continues sprinting. The Nazarene runs in an upright position, holding his arms to his sides.
March 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM