Jonathan
@jonbonney.bsky.social
Spectacular failure. Dad. Spurs ‘til they kill me. No gods. Deep in the Willow. European. Wu-Tang y’all ✌️
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Friendly reminder that if you’d vote for Reform, you’re a racist and/or a moron. The end.
That said, not keeping possession against ten men and giving away that corner is criminal behaviour.
Tbf, we absolutely didn’t deserve to win that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That said, not keeping possession against ten men and giving away that corner is criminal behaviour.
Tbf, we absolutely didn’t deserve to win that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Tbf, we absolutely didn’t deserve to win that.
Vicario mate, you are so dodgy 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Vicario mate, you are so dodgy 😭
First episode of Pluribus has me fully invested already. Gilligan you mad man, you’ve done it again.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
First episode of Pluribus has me fully invested already. Gilligan you mad man, you’ve done it again.
Stop buying Teslas, you weirdos. It’s literally directly funding one of the most dangerous people in the world.
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Stop buying Teslas, you weirdos. It’s literally directly funding one of the most dangerous people in the world.
Good to see the club have changed the next champo league game to a B. I’d have absolutely gone last night if the ticket prices were more reasonable, but when you add the train and getting home gone midnight on a Tuesday it just wasn’t happening unfortunately 😄 #COYS
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Good to see the club have changed the next champo league game to a B. I’d have absolutely gone last night if the ticket prices were more reasonable, but when you add the train and getting home gone midnight on a Tuesday it just wasn’t happening unfortunately 😄 #COYS
Chelsea making Tottenham look like absolute amateurs here. The familiar waves of apathy start to wash over me once again 😐
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Chelsea making Tottenham look like absolute amateurs here. The familiar waves of apathy start to wash over me once again 😐
This is some of the worst football I’ve seen since… Wednesday.
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is some of the worst football I’ve seen since… Wednesday.
Nothing easier than spotting someone bullshitting about how much they love hip-hop. “My favourite rappers are 2Pac, Dre, Biggie..” Yeah, alright mate 😂
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Nothing easier than spotting someone bullshitting about how much they love hip-hop. “My favourite rappers are 2Pac, Dre, Biggie..” Yeah, alright mate 😂
Alexisonfire talking about new music is it..? 🤍💀
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Alexisonfire talking about new music is it..? 🤍💀
Always a good start to the day 😄✌️
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October 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Another stellar display of meandering mediocrity. Johnson is finished, Richarlison never started, Simons is worryingly average and Porro has forgotten how to play football. Exciting times, Tottenham 😐
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Another stellar display of meandering mediocrity. Johnson is finished, Richarlison never started, Simons is worryingly average and Porro has forgotten how to play football. Exciting times, Tottenham 😐
Just realised my aftershaves are a dead giveaway that I still pine for the 1990’s 😄
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Just realised my aftershaves are a dead giveaway that I still pine for the 1990’s 😄
If you’ve ever used an inflation calculator, you know that ‘it’s just inflation’ is utter bullshit and these companies are simply ripping us all off. Hence the existence of so many billionaires.
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If you’ve ever used an inflation calculator, you know that ‘it’s just inflation’ is utter bullshit and these companies are simply ripping us all off. Hence the existence of so many billionaires.
So weird that teams who have shots on goal tend to win more football games? I just can’t understand it?
Any chance one of our players could have a shot like that at some point..? #COYS
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So weird that teams who have shots on goal tend to win more football games? I just can’t understand it?
Friendly reminder that if you’d vote for Reform, you’re a racist and/or a moron. The end.
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Friendly reminder that if you’d vote for Reform, you’re a racist and/or a moron. The end.