Its basically my two areas of expertise-football stadiums and nob jokes :)

I was going to suggest the home ground of Young boys in Switzerland

Westphalusstadion

John Major for Labour Party leader?

I was a member of the “All it needs if Coventry to be relegated and we’ll come back stronger” crowd. Have been regretting that since 2003

Again that passed the “5 seconds for me to get it, it’s a very clever/funny joke” test

I want to know how many people call the number