Local woman makes waffles

In case you’re wondering what’s happening in Germantown:

Local man visits two grocery stores

Did this off the dome in about 4 mins, I accept your judgement

Since my MFA days I have been a simpleton who reads one book a year, on the beach. So glad I discovered this by @jasonkirk.fyi. Such a beautiful, hilarious, incredibly accurate portrait of growing up in youth groups + the never-ending struggle for purity + so much more

Ooohhhhh yeah here we go baby

Went back over there for 5 mins to check the SB discourse, immediately saw this insane shit, and now I’ve left

Good morning from our very Chicago dog blessed once again by snow in Memphis