Jonathan Goldman
@jonathangoldman.bsky.social
it takes me four minutes to make minute rice
I would like to.
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I would like to.
Oh. You’re one of those.
December 14, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Oh. You’re one of those.
Hello weatherman
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Hello weatherman
Are you sure you’re not in a Walmart parking lot? Target shopping carts are red, darling.
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Are you sure you’re not in a Walmart parking lot? Target shopping carts are red, darling.
