What’s the deal with airline food?
@jonathanasmith.bsky.social
Very suspect.
I can taste this tweet it’s hard on my tongue
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I can taste this tweet it’s hard on my tongue
Cobb “in the grass”
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cobb “in the grass”
Mines deleted for a year or more now. No ragrats here.
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mines deleted for a year or more now. No ragrats here.
We’ve had AI pseudotherapists since the mid 60s, we certainly don’t need to spend the power grid of a large country on the task of making people incorrectly anthropomorphize computers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
ELIZA - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We’ve had AI pseudotherapists since the mid 60s, we certainly don’t need to spend the power grid of a large country on the task of making people incorrectly anthropomorphize computers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
Or an impossible location, it’s somehow near everything without taking a train or car.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Or an impossible location, it’s somehow near everything without taking a train or car.
Maybe an apartment that’s clearly bigger on the inside than the outside
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Maybe an apartment that’s clearly bigger on the inside than the outside
How hard can it be? It’s just ground beans and hot water…
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
How hard can it be? It’s just ground beans and hot water…
Literature, under 140 characters.
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Literature, under 140 characters.
I always thought she was significantly smarter than either of the crane boys and as such using “haha I guess I’m psychic” as a way to deflect from making them look dumb and destroying their fragile egos.
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I always thought she was significantly smarter than either of the crane boys and as such using “haha I guess I’m psychic” as a way to deflect from making them look dumb and destroying their fragile egos.
I should never need to talk on the phone with your customer support.
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I should never need to talk on the phone with your customer support.
Morpheus gives a full speech about if you want to know what hands are really like.
September 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Morpheus gives a full speech about if you want to know what hands are really like.
Neo wakes up, looks at his hands, just starts screaming.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Neo wakes up, looks at his hands, just starts screaming.
Step 1: have a rich dad
Step 2: wait for tom to have a real bad idea
Step 3: wait for mark to make it worse
Step 4: “lifestyle influencer”
Step 2: wait for tom to have a real bad idea
Step 3: wait for mark to make it worse
Step 4: “lifestyle influencer”
August 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Step 1: have a rich dad
Step 2: wait for tom to have a real bad idea
Step 3: wait for mark to make it worse
Step 4: “lifestyle influencer”
Step 2: wait for tom to have a real bad idea
Step 3: wait for mark to make it worse
Step 4: “lifestyle influencer”
I was in an IKEA the other week and there was an elevator that only went up. I was sorely tempted by the fire escape.
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was in an IKEA the other week and there was an elevator that only went up. I was sorely tempted by the fire escape.
And farts don’t forget the farts.
February 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And farts don’t forget the farts.
Hey, that cat got me with a folding chair, fair is fair.
February 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey, that cat got me with a folding chair, fair is fair.
Well that completely rules out my upcycled tin cans and string network hub.
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Well that completely rules out my upcycled tin cans and string network hub.