Jonathan Carson
jonathan-carson.bsky.social
Jonathan Carson
@jonathan-carson.bsky.social
Brooklyn, NY
Dont scare me i fart easily.
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Mama Kelce listening to Wood
#taylorswift #lifeofashowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This cottage is cute, but she’s begging for a little more whimsy. Someone please hand me a paintbrush.

#SkylightVideo #ForYou #SkylightReview #HomeTour
October 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oprah farts.
August 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
life is a
- - HiGHWaY - -♥️
August 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Victoria’s secret love spell. That is all.
July 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
how i describe my podcast to strangers
June 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Where are the funny people on this app? Who should i follow?
January 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Carson
ATTENTION CAMPERS: We broke the internet! Camp wide wifi is down for the rest of the week.
January 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Go touch grass”
Mind you this is my yard
January 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
For more information on the Housewives, go to Bravo TV dot com
January 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Do you think whoopi goldberg’s friends call her whoopsie?
January 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How the email found me
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jesus may have been king but Mary was always mother
December 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Lizzie McGuire season 1 episode 7 changed the trajectory of my life
December 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The Silent Night Special- you get 12 wings tender and mild, and a side of heavenly peas.
December 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
i actually do love her like i hope she knows how much joy she has brought the world
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
in da clerb, we all fam
October 14, 2024 at 4:06 AM
where is everyone? where are my friends?
October 9, 2024 at 10:23 PM
instead of carving a pumpkin how about you carve out the time to adjust that attitude
October 9, 2024 at 5:35 AM