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Israeli drone footage shows the destruction in Gaza:
October 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Department of Education employees set out-of-office email responses to inform recipients they'd be unable to respond until after the shutdown

hours later, many people realised their response message had been changed to blame Senate Democrats for the entire shutdown

www.wired.com/story/govern...
Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown
Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Well mark me down as scared AND horny.

#ZohranMamdani #NYC
June 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Please, for the love of god, do not trust the Democrats to do anything for you and do everything you can to fight the Republicans. Democrats are not an opposition party.
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Two Florida/Toronto series in a row where Sam Bennett concusses one of our players.
May 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s incredibly funny that the “Canadians sold us out to the liberals” crowd and the “please take us over Donald Trump” crowd were for weeks/months collectively the “this has nothing to do with the states” crowd and acted like we didn’t have eyes and ears.
April 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
beniOT!!!

#LeafsForever, don’t #gosensgo
April 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Remember when Auston Matthews debuted with 4 goals in his first NHL game?

#LeafsForever #GoSensGo
April 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Is it a series now @stevedangle20.bsky.social?

LFG
April 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Barber: "What do you want today?"
JD: "Give me something that says 'I have a love/hate relationship with a Platypus'."
Barber: "I got you!"
April 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Trump: "We brought back free speech in America. Free speech."

This is a flagrant lie. Today he told universities they would be punished if they allowed protests of or criticisms of Israel, a clear violation of the First Amendment.
March 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Trumps on the Epstein flight logs 4x between pages 18-27. There’s also a number of redacted name/initials on the logs. Bill Clinton and Alan Dershowitz are also on here a bunch.
February 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
In the dumbest voice I can possibly think of and double ‘okay’ hands flailing around:

“This tournament was rigged by crooked referees. We would’ve won every game if it wasn’t for those woke officials. In fact we did win every game. I think we should really recount the game scores.”

#4nations #usa
February 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
February 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Fuck a free bird. Lock that shit in a cage.
a hockey player with the number 8 on his jersey is hugging another hockey player
ALT: a hockey player with the number 8 on his jersey is hugging another hockey player
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February 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Sloth, from the Goonies, is trying to fight the Canadian players after every whistle. #4Nations #CAN #USA
a man in a pirate hat is saying hey you guys !!
ALT: a man in a pirate hat is saying hey you guys !!
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February 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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“IF IT WAS UP TO ME I’D END FEMA RIGHT NOW”
February 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
That John Belushi ‘Don’t look back at anger’ skit is eerie. #SNL #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Allegory alert!
February 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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America has their Hulk Hogans.
Their Marvel comic "super heroes."
Their tech billionaire winners.
We had Terry Fox.
In our hearts we carry Terry's spirit.
Canada #strongasfuck
February 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Cuck in Chief
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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As Yoav Gallant has confirmed, the deal that freed today’s hostages has been on the table since May but for political reasons the Israeli government refused it. Every day the hostages spent in confinement since then was the avoidable and tragic result of those calculations.
February 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@nhlcanucks.bsky.social only two more to go. Find a way to get Lukas Pettersson (ANA) and Oskar Pettersson (OTT).
thanos from avengers infinity war is holding a piece of gold in his hands
ALT: thanos from avengers infinity war is holding a piece of gold in his hands
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February 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Congrats on the first Trans US President…I guess.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Officially deactivated my Twitter account. I had a lot of fun on there, but it’s been a long time coming.

I’ve had it up to here with the owners bullshit.
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM