Jon Swan
@jon-swan.bsky.social
The first and last paragraphs are gold, sir.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The first and last paragraphs are gold, sir.
Also, can't help but note your belief that black people get special allowances for being rude, and that white people are owed more decorum to the point they're justified in lashing out if they don't get it. Whining about the racial aspect of the situation has revealed your racism.
August 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Also, can't help but note your belief that black people get special allowances for being rude, and that white people are owed more decorum to the point they're justified in lashing out if they don't get it. Whining about the racial aspect of the situation has revealed your racism.
What's a bigger breach of etiquette: not acknowledging your good fortune, or tearing into your opponent verbally after you lose because you're still obsessing over an unintentional slight from an hour ago? From my perspective, Ostapenko tore at the glue of civility way more than Townsend.
August 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What's a bigger breach of etiquette: not acknowledging your good fortune, or tearing into your opponent verbally after you lose because you're still obsessing over an unintentional slight from an hour ago? From my perspective, Ostapenko tore at the glue of civility way more than Townsend.
What's a bigger breach of etiquette: not acknowledging your good fortune (even though it wasn't a winner), or tearing into your opponent verbally after you lose because you're still obsessing over an unintentional slight from an hour ago?
August 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What's a bigger breach of etiquette: not acknowledging your good fortune (even though it wasn't a winner), or tearing into your opponent verbally after you lose because you're still obsessing over an unintentional slight from an hour ago?
Are we enjoying Trump, then?
August 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Are we enjoying Trump, then?
So if you liked them in Gunn's Suicide Squad, here's more
July 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So if you liked them in Gunn's Suicide Squad, here's more
Next thing: I'd rather every dollar get "wasted" than sit in a billionaire's dragon gold pile. If DOGE taught us anything, it's that the "government waste" that people are always screaming about is just people's jobs. It might be a job you don't value, but it pays the rent and keeps the kids fed.
June 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Next thing: I'd rather every dollar get "wasted" than sit in a billionaire's dragon gold pile. If DOGE taught us anything, it's that the "government waste" that people are always screaming about is just people's jobs. It might be a job you don't value, but it pays the rent and keeps the kids fed.
Few things to consider: the wealthy don't respond to "money". They hardly know what that is anymore. They respond to the idea of winning, beating their fellow rich people at the game. So just tax them all the same! Problem solved. They'll still compete like crazy to be on top.
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Few things to consider: the wealthy don't respond to "money". They hardly know what that is anymore. They respond to the idea of winning, beating their fellow rich people at the game. So just tax them all the same! Problem solved. They'll still compete like crazy to be on top.
Jeff Bezos isn't investing in building jack shit, my dude. *Amazon* invests in its own profitability. Jeff Bezos rents out Venice for his wedding to a gecko lady, and it hits his wallet like a latte hits yours. He can do whatever he wants forever with 1% of the money he has. Stop gargling his balls.
June 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Jeff Bezos isn't investing in building jack shit, my dude. *Amazon* invests in its own profitability. Jeff Bezos rents out Venice for his wedding to a gecko lady, and it hits his wallet like a latte hits yours. He can do whatever he wants forever with 1% of the money he has. Stop gargling his balls.
Hey look I can do this too
June 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hey look I can do this too
Oh so they're all Canadian? Good, I was worried.
June 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Oh so they're all Canadian? Good, I was worried.
Man I'm bored. You're boring me. At risk of being further bored, what is it about if it's not about winning or losing? Why'd you post that shitty little comment?
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Man I'm bored. You're boring me. At risk of being further bored, what is it about if it's not about winning or losing? Why'd you post that shitty little comment?
Of course the loser who's getting dragged would say that. Someone who *really* believed that wouldn't have tried to score internet points by starting shit the way you did.
June 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Of course the loser who's getting dragged would say that. Someone who *really* believed that wouldn't have tried to score internet points by starting shit the way you did.
Saw it first on YouTube and it was very positive in the comments section until the very bottom where the dregs of society hang out. Had to go lay some intolerant-of-intolerance wood. I was hardly alone, though. Good job on the aggregate, fellow Mariners fans.
June 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Saw it first on YouTube and it was very positive in the comments section until the very bottom where the dregs of society hang out. Had to go lay some intolerant-of-intolerance wood. I was hardly alone, though. Good job on the aggregate, fellow Mariners fans.
I agree. But you do have to admit we're pretty scoldy. You're doing a scold right now!
...as am I, I suppose.
I think it's worth considering how so many people see us dirty libs and leftists as miserable, unlikable or just a pain in the ass when engaging with us on culture or policy.
...as am I, I suppose.
I think it's worth considering how so many people see us dirty libs and leftists as miserable, unlikable or just a pain in the ass when engaging with us on culture or policy.
May 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I agree. But you do have to admit we're pretty scoldy. You're doing a scold right now!
...as am I, I suppose.
I think it's worth considering how so many people see us dirty libs and leftists as miserable, unlikable or just a pain in the ass when engaging with us on culture or policy.
...as am I, I suppose.
I think it's worth considering how so many people see us dirty libs and leftists as miserable, unlikable or just a pain in the ass when engaging with us on culture or policy.
No sleeves will fit the man. Holy cow.
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No sleeves will fit the man. Holy cow.
You're neglecting that there are tons of parents that identify as conservative, so they're actively teaching their sons to be assholes because that's what a man "should be". Also in teaching all you can do is try your best. A child is still a person with their own mind and can reject your lessons.
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You're neglecting that there are tons of parents that identify as conservative, so they're actively teaching their sons to be assholes because that's what a man "should be". Also in teaching all you can do is try your best. A child is still a person with their own mind and can reject your lessons.
At time of writing, Seattle had 19 wins, not 18. Now they have 20.
May 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
At time of writing, Seattle had 19 wins, not 18. Now they have 20.
2, cont. "Nurture" involves more than just the parents. It takes a village and all that. Right wing influencers, like it or not, have the standing in society and access to our kids through the internet to make themselves part of that village, whether we like it or not.
May 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
2, cont. "Nurture" involves more than just the parents. It takes a village and all that. Right wing influencers, like it or not, have the standing in society and access to our kids through the internet to make themselves part of that village, whether we like it or not.