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jon_k
@jon-k.bsky.social
Baltimorean, Ex-Philadelphian.

You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.
Fuck them kids
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s not illegal to punch yourself hello perfect crime
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You know what’s worse than all of them? The cruel passing of time. Let’s go to war with that too, seems just as valid.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t care if everyone on the planet wants to ride it. I’m not complaining about how expensive it is (although I could do that plenty). I’m complaining that the price increased by almost 100% while I was checking out, while I was typing my name. It’s shitty behavior.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Cool ai can do murder eyes that’s good to know
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If only I knew everything I was doing for the rest of my life the day I was born, their dumbfuck system would be amazing

Train tickets should just cost a price, it’s a train ticket not a vacation rental, it goes to the same place every time.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
We all know the famous story of the first thanksgiving where the pilgrims invited the Indians to share the harvest bounty, then invoiced them for goods and services rendered.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
wtf is “conservative feminism”

Like Opposite Day or just little baby doses of feminism when a man decides you can have it
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“Democrats have lost their strong underdog position ahead of the general election, handing a big win to trump”
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Wait you mean they didn’t win you back with some discount beige-ass pre-made unseasoned bullshit?

But this plan, like all their plans, was flawless
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Now take his coach job too
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“You have a new message on LinkedIn!”

“By ‘message’ we mean your coworker’s former boss posted some platitudes about hard work on his page.”
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Lolz u no words too good? U a computr 4 sure bro
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
With everyone criticizing tariffs, he should just put a tariff on the concept of tariffs. If he fixes THAT, they’ll all get better. It’s foolproof.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Well CBS is run by Bari Weiss now so they’re only doing coverage about how things are either too woke or antisemitic, unless this food bank starts turning away the rich there’s no story here
October 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This looks like Guess Who: Pederast Edition
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM