Jon Freeman
@jon-freeman.bsky.social
The Eschatologist Who Loved Me
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Eschatologist Who Loved Me
“Building factories at levels no one’s ever seen” because if they’re not being built no one can see them
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“Building factories at levels no one’s ever seen” because if they’re not being built no one can see them
Judging from the poster, it might be about the Ministry of Silly Walks
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Judging from the poster, it might be about the Ministry of Silly Walks
Come on NPR - that's atrocious and inaccurate phrasing. Your first sentence implies that those other six countries will also be hosting!
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Come on NPR - that's atrocious and inaccurate phrasing. Your first sentence implies that those other six countries will also be hosting!
The intellectual disability is shunning the vaccine in the first place
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The intellectual disability is shunning the vaccine in the first place
Closed captioning reads "Waaah waaah waaaaaaaaaah"
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Closed captioning reads "Waaah waaah waaaaaaaaaah"
My guess is it gets built, quickly and shoddily and chock-full of Russian listening devices, and the next president, Rep or Dem, will tear it down or shut it down as quickly as humanly possible
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My guess is it gets built, quickly and shoddily and chock-full of Russian listening devices, and the next president, Rep or Dem, will tear it down or shut it down as quickly as humanly possible
True. And yet the writing is so whip-smart and the architecture so tight that it deserved the Oscar despite the ugly campaign
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
True. And yet the writing is so whip-smart and the architecture so tight that it deserved the Oscar despite the ugly campaign
“But surely a hermit who takes a newspaper is not a hermit in whom one can have complete confidence.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“But surely a hermit who takes a newspaper is not a hermit in whom one can have complete confidence.”
It’s wanting to know that makes us matter.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s wanting to know that makes us matter.
FREE BEER TOMORROW
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
FREE BEER TOMORROW
No it’s daylight and they can’t let him out of his coffin
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
No it’s daylight and they can’t let him out of his coffin
Richard “Big Dick” Burbage
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Richard “Big Dick” Burbage
Hugh Grant as Septimus Hodge
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hugh Grant as Septimus Hodge
“If you don’t let us kill this hostage, we’re going to kill that other hostage”
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“If you don’t let us kill this hostage, we’re going to kill that other hostage”
Wait - the pictures are of presidents? I assumed it would be donors or Fox News hosts. It has to be only Republican presidents right??
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wait - the pictures are of presidents? I assumed it would be donors or Fox News hosts. It has to be only Republican presidents right??
The best box, many people are saying. Tears in their eyes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The best box, many people are saying. Tears in their eyes.
This is what PayPal was destined to mean
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is what PayPal was destined to mean
And also because…wouldn’t gravity and atmospheric composition need to be basically EXACTLY the same as on their home planet? Seems like even the slightest difference on Alpha Centauri 11 or whatever and we implode/explode/suffocate
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And also because…wouldn’t gravity and atmospheric composition need to be basically EXACTLY the same as on their home planet? Seems like even the slightest difference on Alpha Centauri 11 or whatever and we implode/explode/suffocate
Well yes the levels of soybeans sitting unsold in our silos and storehouses are higher than ever before sir
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Well yes the levels of soybeans sitting unsold in our silos and storehouses are higher than ever before sir
I have ruined
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have ruined
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
she's running....
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
she's running....
I have ruined
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have ruined
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
I have ruined
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I have ruined
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male
the workplace
that was in
the office park
and which
you were probably
counting on
for your ego
Forgive me
It was awful
so loud
and so male