@jomphin.bsky.social
Popping out for a bike ride, it looks nice today!
Translation.
I’m going to cycle the shortest route to the pub that I can still class as excercise and then drink four pints.
Translation.
I’m going to cycle the shortest route to the pub that I can still class as excercise and then drink four pints.
March 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Popping out for a bike ride, it looks nice today!
Translation.
I’m going to cycle the shortest route to the pub that I can still class as excercise and then drink four pints.
Translation.
I’m going to cycle the shortest route to the pub that I can still class as excercise and then drink four pints.
Time it takes to drink pints
Pint 1. Almost and hour
Pint 2. 30 minutes.
Pint 3. 10 minutes.
Pint 4 onwards. The blink of an eye, the whisky is calling to you and you feel powerful urge to listen to Pitbull while eating a bag of shredded cheese over the sink in your kitchen.
Pint 1. Almost and hour
Pint 2. 30 minutes.
Pint 3. 10 minutes.
Pint 4 onwards. The blink of an eye, the whisky is calling to you and you feel powerful urge to listen to Pitbull while eating a bag of shredded cheese over the sink in your kitchen.
March 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Time it takes to drink pints
Pint 1. Almost and hour
Pint 2. 30 minutes.
Pint 3. 10 minutes.
Pint 4 onwards. The blink of an eye, the whisky is calling to you and you feel powerful urge to listen to Pitbull while eating a bag of shredded cheese over the sink in your kitchen.
Pint 1. Almost and hour
Pint 2. 30 minutes.
Pint 3. 10 minutes.
Pint 4 onwards. The blink of an eye, the whisky is calling to you and you feel powerful urge to listen to Pitbull while eating a bag of shredded cheese over the sink in your kitchen.
You know you’re aging when you rewatch season 1 of Buffy and catch yourself thinking “is Joyce a cougar?”
March 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You know you’re aging when you rewatch season 1 of Buffy and catch yourself thinking “is Joyce a cougar?”
It’s called art!
March 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s called art!
As a lactose intolerant person I’m really considering pounding two pints of whole milk because I could use the clean out and Colon Broom seems expensive.
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
As a lactose intolerant person I’m really considering pounding two pints of whole milk because I could use the clean out and Colon Broom seems expensive.
The number of times I’ve greeted people with “Hello there!”
And not one person has said “General Kenobi”
Is starting to feel personal.
And not one person has said “General Kenobi”
Is starting to feel personal.
March 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The number of times I’ve greeted people with “Hello there!”
And not one person has said “General Kenobi”
Is starting to feel personal.
And not one person has said “General Kenobi”
Is starting to feel personal.
Stop in at your local, or your favourite pub, for a pint.
One day, sooner than you think, you might never be able to go there again.
You’ll move away or your lifestyle changes. Maybe a medical issue affects you.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
One day, sooner than you think, you might never be able to go there again.
You’ll move away or your lifestyle changes. Maybe a medical issue affects you.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
March 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Stop in at your local, or your favourite pub, for a pint.
One day, sooner than you think, you might never be able to go there again.
You’ll move away or your lifestyle changes. Maybe a medical issue affects you.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
One day, sooner than you think, you might never be able to go there again.
You’ll move away or your lifestyle changes. Maybe a medical issue affects you.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Most London pubs where GF beer is in tap.
“Do you have gluten free beer on tap?”
“Yeah, but it’s off right now”
“So, that’s a no”
“Do you have gluten free beer on tap?”
“Yeah, but it’s off right now”
“So, that’s a no”
March 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Most London pubs where GF beer is in tap.
“Do you have gluten free beer on tap?”
“Yeah, but it’s off right now”
“So, that’s a no”
“Do you have gluten free beer on tap?”
“Yeah, but it’s off right now”
“So, that’s a no”
I’m terrified to buy a 3D printer.
I will be very irresponsible with the raw power of creation.
I will be very irresponsible with the raw power of creation.
March 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m terrified to buy a 3D printer.
I will be very irresponsible with the raw power of creation.
I will be very irresponsible with the raw power of creation.
Every time I remember that tomorrow is not Saturday I die slightly inside.
March 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Every time I remember that tomorrow is not Saturday I die slightly inside.
Not shaving because you’re being lazy this week hits a point where you 1) look ancient 2) have a face so itchy you want to claw it off and 3) have I mentioned looking so old you could have high fived Methuselah at pre school?
Maybe I should shave tomorrow.
Maybe I should shave tomorrow.
March 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not shaving because you’re being lazy this week hits a point where you 1) look ancient 2) have a face so itchy you want to claw it off and 3) have I mentioned looking so old you could have high fived Methuselah at pre school?
Maybe I should shave tomorrow.
Maybe I should shave tomorrow.