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Do you wanna come over and just cuddle and talk about the women’s gymnastics all around at the Sydney Olympics for a while?
July 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Do you wanna come over and just cuddle and talk about the women’s gymnastics all around at the Sydney Olympics for a while?
I was thinking a lot about college this morning and getting all nostalgic, and my best friend from IU then texted me out of the blue. We started chatting and picked it up as though it had only been minutes and not months since we’d last talked.
May 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I was thinking a lot about college this morning and getting all nostalgic, and my best friend from IU then texted me out of the blue. We started chatting and picked it up as though it had only been minutes and not months since we’d last talked.
Now that we have an American Pope, I think it’s time we had some more American saints. Suggestions:
Saint Kayla, Patron Saint of Lost Yoga Mats
Saint Braedyn, Patron Saint of Little League Extra Innings
Saint Harper, Patron Saint of Parents Who Only Read One Book in High School
Saint Kayla, Patron Saint of Lost Yoga Mats
Saint Braedyn, Patron Saint of Little League Extra Innings
Saint Harper, Patron Saint of Parents Who Only Read One Book in High School
May 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Now that we have an American Pope, I think it’s time we had some more American saints. Suggestions:
Saint Kayla, Patron Saint of Lost Yoga Mats
Saint Braedyn, Patron Saint of Little League Extra Innings
Saint Harper, Patron Saint of Parents Who Only Read One Book in High School
Saint Kayla, Patron Saint of Lost Yoga Mats
Saint Braedyn, Patron Saint of Little League Extra Innings
Saint Harper, Patron Saint of Parents Who Only Read One Book in High School
Being middle aged is knowing at least 5 people with vehement opinions on how to treat plantar fasciitis
April 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Being middle aged is knowing at least 5 people with vehement opinions on how to treat plantar fasciitis
Has anyone ever met anyone who said their favorite band was Train?
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Has anyone ever met anyone who said their favorite band was Train?
Why didn’t the pizza delivery driver in Home Alone report being shot at in one of the most affluent neighborhoods in Chicago?
March 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why didn’t the pizza delivery driver in Home Alone report being shot at in one of the most affluent neighborhoods in Chicago?
Anytime falconry is introduced as a hobby of one of the main subjects in a religious scam docuseries, you know you’re in for a treat
February 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Anytime falconry is introduced as a hobby of one of the main subjects in a religious scam docuseries, you know you’re in for a treat
In college, I had a beer bong with stickers that inexplicably declared: “Who’s bad? Party time!” and that is the energy I’m bringing to the rest of 2025
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
In college, I had a beer bong with stickers that inexplicably declared: “Who’s bad? Party time!” and that is the energy I’m bringing to the rest of 2025
The best advice I’ve ever been given: Stop worrying what your grandma will think!
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The best advice I’ve ever been given: Stop worrying what your grandma will think!
All I want in life is to be able to write something as good as the pilot of Yellowjackets
January 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
All I want in life is to be able to write something as good as the pilot of Yellowjackets
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Distrust every social media platform. Criticize everyone in charge. Become ungovernable
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Distrust every social media platform. Criticize everyone in charge. Become ungovernable
Who would be the funniest person to catch secretly dancing and singing to “Buttons” by the Pussycat Dolls?
December 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Who would be the funniest person to catch secretly dancing and singing to “Buttons” by the Pussycat Dolls?
Never leave dishes in the sink before going to bed
December 20, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Never leave dishes in the sink before going to bed
“You’ll be fine. A New York 4 is a Midwest 7.5.” is something I hope to work into conversation some day
December 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
“You’ll be fine. A New York 4 is a Midwest 7.5.” is something I hope to work into conversation some day
Remember last Friday when I made all that soup? Can’t believe it’s been a whole week since then
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Remember last Friday when I made all that soup? Can’t believe it’s been a whole week since then
I love that society allows theater kids to have a moment every ten years
December 7, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I love that society allows theater kids to have a moment every ten years
Archaeologists are going to wonder at our leg presses someday and be like, “This is how the ancients maintained their physical superiority,” but it’s really just four Chads hovering around it, fixating on their underdeveloped calf muscles
December 6, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Archaeologists are going to wonder at our leg presses someday and be like, “This is how the ancients maintained their physical superiority,” but it’s really just four Chads hovering around it, fixating on their underdeveloped calf muscles
Let’s normalize booing in church
December 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Let’s normalize booing in church
“You wanna clean that up when you’re finished praying to it.” - Interstellar
November 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM
“You wanna clean that up when you’re finished praying to it.” - Interstellar
Sometimes, the relationship only happened because the universe needed you to introduce someone to a really good tv show or movie
November 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes, the relationship only happened because the universe needed you to introduce someone to a really good tv show or movie