I think we need a naughty / nice list of all the SEOs and their personal stance on mince pies.

Was it like a mince pie based online cult? Were your radicalised by Big Current?

I'm a mice pie pariah, I always believed they had ACTUAL mince meat in them as a child, and as the filling cannot be discussed no adult ever corrected me. This means I am perhaps the only non mince pie eater in the whole British isles.

Unfortunately yes, the mince pies have been in the shops since October but now people will actually start buying them.

Google knows you're pregnant before you do as they say, it just doesn't bloody know if you've lost the baby and don't want to see ads for babygrows for the next 6 months.

TikTok is absolutely full of people complaining about their holidays being ruined with zero self-awareness.

Sounds like this year's real takeaway was the new covid variant!

Ketchup would have been a lot more catastrophic!