Fun fact: The federal government employs around 3 million people, making it the nation's 15th largest workforce. Also, Rump has pissed off Canada and Mexico so much that they are now boycotting American products. Just wondering how soon we are going to be in a real financial Depression.

Don’t hate me world. But we need this.

Dear America,

Please back off. The snow attack on Florida was just a warning shot.

Love,

Canada