Branch I guess
@jollybrancher.bsky.social
I don't know, I'm just kind of here
So, I'm not the most up to day on my Catholic lore. But what does it mean when the pope tells you he thinks you're a bad person and then dies after meeting you on a holy day?
April 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So, I'm not the most up to day on my Catholic lore. But what does it mean when the pope tells you he thinks you're a bad person and then dies after meeting you on a holy day?
Told my coworker I was eating less and he said "why? you're already a Twink"
April 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Told my coworker I was eating less and he said "why? you're already a Twink"
"Just pretend that you know what your doing"
Well I don't know what I'm doing and I never have so I'm not sure how I can pretend
Well I don't know what I'm doing and I never have so I'm not sure how I can pretend
April 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Just pretend that you know what your doing"
Well I don't know what I'm doing and I never have so I'm not sure how I can pretend
Well I don't know what I'm doing and I never have so I'm not sure how I can pretend
Ik self pity won't help at all, but it does feel good
April 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ik self pity won't help at all, but it does feel good
Concerning text from a friend
April 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Concerning text from a friend
Reposted by Branch I guess
Today, we’re saying hands off
Medicaid, Social Security, VA benefits and all of the programs that New Mexicans rely on. As we stand together, we send a clear message: we will never stop organizing and we will stand up for our communities!
Medicaid, Social Security, VA benefits and all of the programs that New Mexicans rely on. As we stand together, we send a clear message: we will never stop organizing and we will stand up for our communities!
April 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Today, we’re saying hands off
Medicaid, Social Security, VA benefits and all of the programs that New Mexicans rely on. As we stand together, we send a clear message: we will never stop organizing and we will stand up for our communities!
Medicaid, Social Security, VA benefits and all of the programs that New Mexicans rely on. As we stand together, we send a clear message: we will never stop organizing and we will stand up for our communities!
You can't tell me Wallace and Doofenschmirtz wouldnt be perfect for each other
April 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You can't tell me Wallace and Doofenschmirtz wouldnt be perfect for each other
"doom scrolling in bed, dropped phone,'
New saddest 6 word story
New saddest 6 word story
April 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"doom scrolling in bed, dropped phone,'
New saddest 6 word story
New saddest 6 word story
I'll never be loved because I'm not good enough at video games
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'll never be loved because I'm not good enough at video games
Found my plans for the rest of 2024
April 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Found my plans for the rest of 2024
If you're ever worried about me just know that I'm being dramatic and done mean anything and there's no reason for you to be so.
March 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you're ever worried about me just know that I'm being dramatic and done mean anything and there's no reason for you to be so.
Had a breakdown and walked a half marathon 😭
March 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Had a breakdown and walked a half marathon 😭
Whoever gave me free will and self determination was wrong.
I need to sit in a corner and be told explicitly what to do and how to do it at all times!!!
I need to sit in a corner and be told explicitly what to do and how to do it at all times!!!
March 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Whoever gave me free will and self determination was wrong.
I need to sit in a corner and be told explicitly what to do and how to do it at all times!!!
I need to sit in a corner and be told explicitly what to do and how to do it at all times!!!
Love sitting in a corner, easily the best space to sit in
March 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love sitting in a corner, easily the best space to sit in
Reposted by Branch I guess
gn bsky i hope tmrw i wake up less dumb and annoying
March 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
gn bsky i hope tmrw i wake up less dumb and annoying
Grandparents are so funny
"Do you & your sister have siblings rivalry?"
Well pop-pop, I haven't been crying myself to sleep over the fear that I'll never accomplish anything meaningful because we have a healthy relationship, so maybe?
"Do you & your sister have siblings rivalry?"
Well pop-pop, I haven't been crying myself to sleep over the fear that I'll never accomplish anything meaningful because we have a healthy relationship, so maybe?
March 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Grandparents are so funny
"Do you & your sister have siblings rivalry?"
Well pop-pop, I haven't been crying myself to sleep over the fear that I'll never accomplish anything meaningful because we have a healthy relationship, so maybe?
"Do you & your sister have siblings rivalry?"
Well pop-pop, I haven't been crying myself to sleep over the fear that I'll never accomplish anything meaningful because we have a healthy relationship, so maybe?
How do I make peace with the fact that I'm s terrible person?
March 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
How do I make peace with the fact that I'm s terrible person?
Does ACAB include Perry the Platypus?
March 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Does ACAB include Perry the Platypus?
Had the greatest experience today.
March 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Had the greatest experience today.
I'm straight up not having a good time rn
March 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'm straight up not having a good time rn
Going to a new therapisy next week, and I will cry if they don't fix literally every issue I see in myself immediately
March 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Going to a new therapisy next week, and I will cry if they don't fix literally every issue I see in myself immediately
I feel worried that I'm only reaching out to my high school friends rn because Im scared to enter a new section of life.
March 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I feel worried that I'm only reaching out to my high school friends rn because Im scared to enter a new section of life.
I'm playing the best scrabble game if my life and they've handicapped us by forcing us to shotgun IPAs and taking a shot whenever you play a word above 30 points
March 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm playing the best scrabble game if my life and they've handicapped us by forcing us to shotgun IPAs and taking a shot whenever you play a word above 30 points
Super proud for everyone in my generation like going to grad school or releasing their first albums rn, but like you are making everyone of us who just wants to sit in the woods and cry look bad, so could you maybe stop for just a little bit?
March 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Super proud for everyone in my generation like going to grad school or releasing their first albums rn, but like you are making everyone of us who just wants to sit in the woods and cry look bad, so could you maybe stop for just a little bit?