jolinar.bsky.social
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Jon expects that he'll die on a battlefield somewhere. He knows he'll be pleasantly surprised if he sees fifty, and shocked if he sees sixty.

You can't exactly retire from being the Warrior of Light, and he dodged a bullet once after the Zenos fight, he doubts he'll be able to do it again.
December 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It is the curse of Elezen. You are either the most magnificent creature ever seen on Etherys, or you are a giraffe with huge 'parent with socks and sandals' energy.
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I'm sorry you were bullied, but songs are a core part of the Bard job and it's not an unreasonable expectation to have you use your songs during group play with other players. If you absolutely do not want to use songs ever, then the Duty Support and Trust options exist.
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Jon is from Isghard. Brume rat born and raised. It's mostly the accent that gives him away, since they don't know about the Greystone surname outside of Foundation. He's got very mixed feelings about being Ishgard's prodigal son. On the one hand, change is good. But change is also bloody.
April 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Afterwards? He still has nightmares about it. Either watching Zenos drive his body around and butcher the Scions, or he's somehow in there with Zenos and gets to see the betrayal and pain up close and personal.

Those are the nights where he stands on the balcony of his house and smokes all night.
March 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Max height male elezen. I think all the Scions needed neck braces from looking up so much.
March 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Jon is originally from Ishgard. He got caught outside of the gates when they closed during the Calamity and he made his way to Gridania. And him coming back during HW was still a lot of outsider persecution because 'he wasn't here! He didn't understand!' And coming back home was rough for him.
March 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
...... well, at least you have a lovely mushroom bisque.
February 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Life of Black Tiger 2.
February 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reposted
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January 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That's a fucking ton of work to be able to claim kneepads as a job expense, Pete.
January 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Simply
Haaaaving
A reticulated spline
December 26, 2024 at 4:31 AM
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Do you own the InfoWars media archives as well? I'm sure people will try to "save" it by uploading it to YouTube.
November 14, 2024 at 5:45 PM