Jolteon (cold)
@jolceon.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Eve (It/Its)
GMT/BST 🇬🇧
I may be jolteon these days but there is still glaceon in there somewhere.
GMT/BST 🇬🇧
I may be jolteon these days but there is still glaceon in there somewhere.
“oh wow this might be a good idea for my oc!” then i give it more than 30 seconds worth of thought and realise that the palette is the same for a flag of a sexuality that i am not
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
“oh wow this might be a good idea for my oc!” then i give it more than 30 seconds worth of thought and realise that the palette is the same for a flag of a sexuality that i am not
i guess the solution for me is just “play more, derust” but every time im like oo thats a good rotation ill make sure to play that *does something else for the rest of it and only remembers 10 minutes before it ends* #splatoonnnnnnxbbxbbvzgshsnxnxvcCj,’ncn
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i guess the solution for me is just “play more, derust” but every time im like oo thats a good rotation ill make sure to play that *does something else for the rest of it and only remembers 10 minutes before it ends* #splatoonnnnnnxbbxbbvzgshsnxnxvcCj,’ncn
is it really just a meme or do people actually think mayo is spicy im so confused
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
is it really just a meme or do people actually think mayo is spicy im so confused
“and im so serious” “and im not kidding” “and thats the truth” SHUT THE FUCK IP YOURE NOT ORIGINAL YOURE NOT QUIRKY OR CLEVER FOR SAYING THAT AT THE END OF YOUR LUKEWARM-AT-BEST TAKE SHUT UPPPP
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
“and im so serious” “and im not kidding” “and thats the truth” SHUT THE FUCK IP YOURE NOT ORIGINAL YOURE NOT QUIRKY OR CLEVER FOR SAYING THAT AT THE END OF YOUR LUKEWARM-AT-BEST TAKE SHUT UPPPP
oh you fool. you idiot. what were you thinking?
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
oh you fool. you idiot. what were you thinking?
arguably worse than having my family slaughtered right in front of me, strapped to a chair begging for their freedom as every scream coming out of my mouth only fuels this wretched man even more, picking them off one by one until im left alone, sobbing in that chair having to face the world alone
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
arguably worse than having my family slaughtered right in front of me, strapped to a chair begging for their freedom as every scream coming out of my mouth only fuels this wretched man even more, picking them off one by one until im left alone, sobbing in that chair having to face the world alone
what happened to that whole “meme reset”? ive only been seeing more of the memes it was trying to kill
and apparently a lot more about skibidi toilet. dont know whats up with it or why its all over my yt recommended lately, not the episodes but just stuff about the creator himself. cba researching
and apparently a lot more about skibidi toilet. dont know whats up with it or why its all over my yt recommended lately, not the episodes but just stuff about the creator himself. cba researching
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
what happened to that whole “meme reset”? ive only been seeing more of the memes it was trying to kill
and apparently a lot more about skibidi toilet. dont know whats up with it or why its all over my yt recommended lately, not the episodes but just stuff about the creator himself. cba researching
and apparently a lot more about skibidi toilet. dont know whats up with it or why its all over my yt recommended lately, not the episodes but just stuff about the creator himself. cba researching
Congratulations to Tesco for being the first company ever to do this.
Your trophy will arrive in approximately 2-3 business millennia
Your trophy will arrive in approximately 2-3 business millennia
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Congratulations to Tesco for being the first company ever to do this.
Your trophy will arrive in approximately 2-3 business millennia
Your trophy will arrive in approximately 2-3 business millennia
frightening revelation:
dont have to stay up until 3-4 am if theres nothing for me to stay up for
who wouldve known?
dont have to stay up until 3-4 am if theres nothing for me to stay up for
who wouldve known?
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
frightening revelation:
dont have to stay up until 3-4 am if theres nothing for me to stay up for
who wouldve known?
dont have to stay up until 3-4 am if theres nothing for me to stay up for
who wouldve known?
thought they were ginger nuts
they were oaties
2027 will be my year
they were oaties
2027 will be my year
January 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
thought they were ginger nuts
they were oaties
2027 will be my year
they were oaties
2027 will be my year
2026 we need to revive the lost art form of the YTP
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
2026 we need to revive the lost art form of the YTP
quickly pressing the on button to the shower and then pulling my arm back fast enough before the water hits me because im not ready for the water yet
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
quickly pressing the on button to the shower and then pulling my arm back fast enough before the water hits me because im not ready for the water yet
if i see ONE MORE PERSON SAY “hailing from” WHEN TELLING ME WHERE A PERSON OR CHARACTER IS FROM IM DROPKICKING THEM
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
if i see ONE MORE PERSON SAY “hailing from” WHEN TELLING ME WHERE A PERSON OR CHARACTER IS FROM IM DROPKICKING THEM
if you have anything on your pancakes (THE THIN ONES) other than lemon juice and a bit of sugar im gonna have to execute you im sorry
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
if you have anything on your pancakes (THE THIN ONES) other than lemon juice and a bit of sugar im gonna have to execute you im sorry
Happy new year!
Make sure to spend time with friends an family and whoever else this year, maybe this time it’ll actually be a good one (coping maybe)
Make sure to spend time with friends an family and whoever else this year, maybe this time it’ll actually be a good one (coping maybe)
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Happy new year!
Make sure to spend time with friends an family and whoever else this year, maybe this time it’ll actually be a good one (coping maybe)
Make sure to spend time with friends an family and whoever else this year, maybe this time it’ll actually be a good one (coping maybe)
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Its funny seeing how even certain locations get stereotyped to game genres like
*game/mode is set in a tower* and people will lock onto it possibly being a roguelike or something
*game/mode is set in a tower* and people will lock onto it possibly being a roguelike or something
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Its funny seeing how even certain locations get stereotyped to game genres like
*game/mode is set in a tower* and people will lock onto it possibly being a roguelike or something
*game/mode is set in a tower* and people will lock onto it possibly being a roguelike or something
I love eating a sandwich until i have to start peeling it off the roof of my mouth
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I love eating a sandwich until i have to start peeling it off the roof of my mouth
watching hour long breakdowns of niche mechanics of games ive never played and am never going to play is so fascinating yes tell me more about how this weird vending machine works and how i could modify the game to have more drinks
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
watching hour long breakdowns of niche mechanics of games ive never played and am never going to play is so fascinating yes tell me more about how this weird vending machine works and how i could modify the game to have more drinks
im such an idiot whyd i put a space there now i can feel it its taunting me
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
im such an idiot whyd i put a space there now i can feel it its taunting me
I have a lot of thoughts and a lot of them arent fun ones im realising
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have a lot of thoughts and a lot of them arent fun ones im realising
“oh this recipe looks good let me scroll through see what i need” then theres a BAJILLION ADS AND THEY DONT EVEN TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF EVERYTHING YOU NEED YOURE JUST SUPPOSED TO GUESS?? WHAT THE HELL
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“oh this recipe looks good let me scroll through see what i need” then theres a BAJILLION ADS AND THEY DONT EVEN TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF EVERYTHING YOU NEED YOURE JUST SUPPOSED TO GUESS?? WHAT THE HELL
the new “heisted” stuff in the new mcdonalds menu here is just reminding me how BORING THIS COUNTRY IS
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the new “heisted” stuff in the new mcdonalds menu here is just reminding me how BORING THIS COUNTRY IS
genderfluid but for what eevee fits me that day
October 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
genderfluid but for what eevee fits me that day