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Remember, the Pied Piper was hired to rid the town of Hamelin of rats with his magical pipe music.
He attracted all the children, who followed him out of town.
Bluesky is ridding the internet of Republican rats and also attracting many people who are following!
He attracted all the children, who followed him out of town.
Bluesky is ridding the internet of Republican rats and also attracting many people who are following!
January 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Remember, the Pied Piper was hired to rid the town of Hamelin of rats with his magical pipe music.
He attracted all the children, who followed him out of town.
Bluesky is ridding the internet of Republican rats and also attracting many people who are following!
He attracted all the children, who followed him out of town.
Bluesky is ridding the internet of Republican rats and also attracting many people who are following!
I've hated Trump for
years...
and I'll hate him for
4 more years!
years...
and I'll hate him for
4 more years!
January 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've hated Trump for
years...
and I'll hate him for
4 more years!
years...
and I'll hate him for
4 more years!
I recently went to my 50th high school reunion.
There were spirits and mixed nuts...
but that wasn't what was served...
those were the classmates!
They were either dead
or crazy!
I didn't talk to any of them!
There were spirits and mixed nuts...
but that wasn't what was served...
those were the classmates!
They were either dead
or crazy!
I didn't talk to any of them!
January 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I recently went to my 50th high school reunion.
There were spirits and mixed nuts...
but that wasn't what was served...
those were the classmates!
They were either dead
or crazy!
I didn't talk to any of them!
There were spirits and mixed nuts...
but that wasn't what was served...
those were the classmates!
They were either dead
or crazy!
I didn't talk to any of them!
This winter... I'll be up to snow good.
January 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This winter... I'll be up to snow good.
What happened after that clown Donald Trump got shot?
Well...he made a fool
recovery!
Well...he made a fool
recovery!
January 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What happened after that clown Donald Trump got shot?
Well...he made a fool
recovery!
Well...he made a fool
recovery!
Donald Trump
stands for:
Dispicable
Obnoxious
Narcissist
Arch-enemy
Liar
Dreadful
Traitor
Repulsive
Ugly
Moron
Pathetic
stands for:
Dispicable
Obnoxious
Narcissist
Arch-enemy
Liar
Dreadful
Traitor
Repulsive
Ugly
Moron
Pathetic
January 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Donald Trump
stands for:
Dispicable
Obnoxious
Narcissist
Arch-enemy
Liar
Dreadful
Traitor
Repulsive
Ugly
Moron
Pathetic
stands for:
Dispicable
Obnoxious
Narcissist
Arch-enemy
Liar
Dreadful
Traitor
Repulsive
Ugly
Moron
Pathetic
Donald Trump walks in to a bar with a pig...
The bartender says, "Hey, get that stinking pig out of here!"
The pig says, "Don't be so hard on him... he's been playing golf all day!"
The bartender says, "Hey, get that stinking pig out of here!"
The pig says, "Don't be so hard on him... he's been playing golf all day!"
January 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Donald Trump walks in to a bar with a pig...
The bartender says, "Hey, get that stinking pig out of here!"
The pig says, "Don't be so hard on him... he's been playing golf all day!"
The bartender says, "Hey, get that stinking pig out of here!"
The pig says, "Don't be so hard on him... he's been playing golf all day!"
One New Year's I bought my own fireworks from a vendor.
I had a Bazooka Joe, a Fireball, a Hanky Panky, a Black Magic, a Dark 'N' Stormy, and a Devil's Punch. Then I was so drunk after drinking those cocktails, I couldn't light fireworks!
I had a Bazooka Joe, a Fireball, a Hanky Panky, a Black Magic, a Dark 'N' Stormy, and a Devil's Punch. Then I was so drunk after drinking those cocktails, I couldn't light fireworks!
December 31, 2024 at 12:17 AM
One New Year's I bought my own fireworks from a vendor.
I had a Bazooka Joe, a Fireball, a Hanky Panky, a Black Magic, a Dark 'N' Stormy, and a Devil's Punch. Then I was so drunk after drinking those cocktails, I couldn't light fireworks!
I had a Bazooka Joe, a Fireball, a Hanky Panky, a Black Magic, a Dark 'N' Stormy, and a Devil's Punch. Then I was so drunk after drinking those cocktails, I couldn't light fireworks!
Every News Year's I like to watch the fireworks show in the city. I especially like the Grand Finale. Yeah, you know, that big part at the end of the show that's so exciting...
when a fight breaks out in the crowd...
when a fight breaks out in the crowd...
December 31, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Every News Year's I like to watch the fireworks show in the city. I especially like the Grand Finale. Yeah, you know, that big part at the end of the show that's so exciting...
when a fight breaks out in the crowd...
when a fight breaks out in the crowd...
When we were kids, we couldn't afford noisemakers...
We just screamed and hit pots and pans until the neighbors called the cops!
We just screamed and hit pots and pans until the neighbors called the cops!
December 31, 2024 at 12:08 AM
When we were kids, we couldn't afford noisemakers...
We just screamed and hit pots and pans until the neighbors called the cops!
We just screamed and hit pots and pans until the neighbors called the cops!
I got everything I wanted for Christmas...
a hula-hoop...silly putty...a slinky...a G.I.Joe...
a hula-hoop...silly putty...a slinky...a G.I.Joe...
December 31, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I got everything I wanted for Christmas...
a hula-hoop...silly putty...a slinky...a G.I.Joe...
a hula-hoop...silly putty...a slinky...a G.I.Joe...
For the new year some people get a gym membership and think they're going to lose weight...
but they're just dumbbells!
but they're just dumbbells!
December 31, 2024 at 12:05 AM
For the new year some people get a gym membership and think they're going to lose weight...
but they're just dumbbells!
but they're just dumbbells!
Have you heard every New Year the Baby New Year becomes the new Father Time?
He starts off as a baby in January and ages 10 years every month. By December, he's 120 years old. What a life!
That means he goes from milk to whiskey in one year!
He starts off as a baby in January and ages 10 years every month. By December, he's 120 years old. What a life!
That means he goes from milk to whiskey in one year!
December 31, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Have you heard every New Year the Baby New Year becomes the new Father Time?
He starts off as a baby in January and ages 10 years every month. By December, he's 120 years old. What a life!
That means he goes from milk to whiskey in one year!
He starts off as a baby in January and ages 10 years every month. By December, he's 120 years old. What a life!
That means he goes from milk to whiskey in one year!
When I was a kid, we couldn't afford fireworks, so we would throw glass bottles...
at each other!
at each other!
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
When I was a kid, we couldn't afford fireworks, so we would throw glass bottles...
at each other!
at each other!
My New Year's Resolution is...
not to have a New Year's Resolution!
not to have a New Year's Resolution!
December 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
My New Year's Resolution is...
not to have a New Year's Resolution!
not to have a New Year's Resolution!
...that give to the common people, patience, eagerness, awareness, and a festive nature.
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
...that give to the common people, patience, eagerness, awareness, and a festive nature.
Christmas is not rocket science... it's a magical all encompassing never dying spiritual manifestation that resounds and rejoices world wide over the hills and valleys in order to celebrate a joy with a larger than life holiday that merges religion, mythical figures and stories...
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Christmas is not rocket science... it's a magical all encompassing never dying spiritual manifestation that resounds and rejoices world wide over the hills and valleys in order to celebrate a joy with a larger than life holiday that merges religion, mythical figures and stories...
Donald Trump walks in to a bar with a duck...
the bartender says, "Are you a lame duck?"
Donald says, "Not yet, but as soon as I'm President!"
the bartender says, "Are you a lame duck?"
Donald says, "Not yet, but as soon as I'm President!"
December 19, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Donald Trump walks in to a bar with a duck...
the bartender says, "Are you a lame duck?"
Donald says, "Not yet, but as soon as I'm President!"
the bartender says, "Are you a lame duck?"
Donald says, "Not yet, but as soon as I'm President!"
Vladimir Putin is puttin' out a lot of lies...
but all of Donald Trump's lies easily trump that!
but all of Donald Trump's lies easily trump that!
December 19, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Vladimir Putin is puttin' out a lot of lies...
but all of Donald Trump's lies easily trump that!
but all of Donald Trump's lies easily trump that!
Trump's Truth Social is social media...
of social lies!
of social lies!
December 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Trump's Truth Social is social media...
of social lies!
of social lies!
How come aliens won't land their spaceship at the White House during a Trump administration?
Because there's no intelligent life there!
Because there's no intelligent life there!
December 17, 2024 at 8:26 PM
How come aliens won't land their spaceship at the White House during a Trump administration?
Because there's no intelligent life there!
Because there's no intelligent life there!
Donald Trump walks in to a bar with a parrot.
The bartender says, Does it talk?
The parrot says, "Yeah...
but everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie!"
The bartender says, Does it talk?
The parrot says, "Yeah...
but everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie!"
December 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Donald Trump walks in to a bar with a parrot.
The bartender says, Does it talk?
The parrot says, "Yeah...
but everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie!"
The bartender says, Does it talk?
The parrot says, "Yeah...
but everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie!"
Donald Trump doesn't like Democrats...
because he's a Repulsive-man!
because he's a Repulsive-man!
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Donald Trump doesn't like Democrats...
because he's a Repulsive-man!
because he's a Repulsive-man!
A con man, a narcissist, and a criminal walks in to a bar.
The bartender says, "Oh, hi Donald Trump!"
The bartender says, "Oh, hi Donald Trump!"
December 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
A con man, a narcissist, and a criminal walks in to a bar.
The bartender says, "Oh, hi Donald Trump!"
The bartender says, "Oh, hi Donald Trump!"
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